Los Angeles Blowjob Stories - Adventures & How-To Lessons from a Bisexual Cocksucker!

I Text "MI," Tell Him I Want To Suck Him Off, He Cums Over & Fucks Me, on Tuesday, 2/7/12!!!

2012-02-08T14:57:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION! Please vote on the three polls to the right before you start reading. Follow me on Twitter! Keep up to the minute on developments!

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Tuesday, February 7th, 2011.

Yesterday, I sent long-time fuck buddy "MI" a text message saying I wanted to suck him off. He later replied that he might be able to visit me today, Tuesday, provided certain vehicle issues were resolved. We tentatively agreed on a 9pm arrival time.

Tuesday night, I got a text when he departed his residence way out in the boondocks, so I got things ready. I put a couple condoms on the headboard along with lube. I put a bottle of fresh poppers on the bedspread, along with my camera, a towel and damp wash cloth.

When he arrived, we hung out to watch the last half hour of "Titanic" on HBO. Do you suppose there will be a sequel? And then he went into a bathroom to shower. I opened windows and turned on a fan to blow the steam away from that pain-in-the-ass smoke detector that also detects steam. Fortunately, this time it did not detect any.

I lit the candles in the bedroom, took a dump and pre-lubed my ass hole. When he emerged, he picked up his laptop and we went into my bedroom. He laid down on his back while I got undressed, and then I got between his legs and took his cock in my mouth as he set up a slide show of a sexy naked woman.

I soon had him hard and snapped a pic of my tongue on his shaft. I took 17 pics and used 10 of them here. All pics are real and all identifying details, such as jewelry, tattoos, scars and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed. Smooth-skin areas are blurred.

MI began fucking upward into my mouth; when he did that, I just stopped and used my wet lips as a pussy hole for him to fuck!When he rocked some to his left, I held my camera on my near left side and snapped a nice pic of me going down on him.

In the pic above, he's feeding me his cock. My lips are curled over my teeth and I'm using the pussy-mouth technique for this blowjob. I'm moving up and down the length of his shaft that way. It's important when using this technique to keep those lips wet and curled over the teeth!

When that girl was supposed to move in (see stories below), I had emailed MI telling him I would no longer be able to see him at my place. Tonight, he said he thought, "Somebody finally got lucky" when he got that message from me. He hasn't been here in weeks due to problems with his red truck.

He pulled his cock out of my mouth and began dick-whipping me! He slapped it on my nose, my mouth, my cheeks, and then wiped his wet schlong back and forth across my face. Then he dick-whipped me some more! In the pic above, I caught him at the moment he was about to dick-slap my face again!

In August, 2012, I think it is, it will be four years I have been seeing him. Truthfully, I hope it continues well beyond that. He reached over and started a porno movie playing on his laptop. I wasn't watching it, but the light from the screen flashed bright and dim and I heard moans and squeals from the computer's tinny speaker.

In the pic above, I went way down on him with my mouth wide open. The head of his cock popped into my throat! MI stiffened up (his body, not just his cock) when I did that. Then I pulled away and went way down on him again!

We both took a hit from my new popper bottle. The aroma was very strong and it immediately put me back into my favorite fantasy. For a few minutes, I was 15 again. In reality, I wasn't doing any gay stuff back then but I imagined what the first time would have been like. In my fantasy, I was over visiting a neighbor guy a little older than me. His buddy also came by. The neighbor asked if I like to suck dick, then pulled down his jeans and underwear and told me to kiss it....

I got this goofy smile on my face and kissed it. Then he said to take it in my mouth. His buddy began laughing under his breath; he was trying not to laugh. I liked the feel of his cock head in my mouth. He encouraged me to suck it and to watch my teeth. I really got into it and soon my mouth flooded with his cum. He told me to swallow his load, then said, "I might need you to do this for me sometimes." I said I liked it.

Then his friend pulled out his cock and said he wanted some too. I went down on him without hesitation. Meanwhile, the neighbor unbuckled my pants and pulled them down. Then he felt my ass and then slapped it hard. "We might want to fuck this thing too," he said. I had no idea what that might feel like so I did not respond....

Meanwhile, back in February of 2012, in my bedroom, on my bed, MI reached for a condom and put it on. He stood at the bed edge and beckoned me to move there and get on my hands and knees before him. In position now, I waited. I felt his cock head at my ass hole, then he slowly pushed it in! Then he stopped.

I took advantage. I slid my camera below the point of penetration, aimed it upward and snapped off a pic while he was motionless. That's mainly why the pic above is in sharp focus. Then his hands went to my hips and he began thrusting in and out!

I turned off the flash and snapped a pic of the porno movie playing on his laptop. She appeared to be enjoying herself. I know I was! MI was pounding me real hard. I snapped off a few pics from the right side of him fucking me but they pretty much sucked.

Meanwhile, I've been saying no to a lot of guys who contact me from Craigslist. They are either fat, just looking for a one-time hookup, absolutely want no pics snapped or are guys I'd said no to for various reasons in the past. Yesterday, before I invited MI over, I invited JH to come visit. He replied that he's packing and that might have to move.

I replied to him, "Are you living with roommates?" If you own a house or condo, you don't just start packing up and tell people you've got to move. Even if you rent a place, there's a lot of preparation involved. But with roomies, you just quickly come or go. So, I think JH doesn't wish to see me again and used the "packing, might have to move" as his excuse. Only guys from Craigslist will say something as dumb as that.

The pic above I really like. MI had one foot on the bed, other on the floor, as he screwed my ass hard! I was jerking back and forth as he mated me, slamming his hard cock into me from different angles!

That pic above is interesting. He's really into fucking my ass, going crazy while he's doing it, too. I was loving every bit of it, every stroke! Then I heard him groan. He gave me a few more strokes, then stopped, then pulled out. He collapsed onto his back, breathing hard. He had cum in me. But the condom wasn't on him. It turns out it was hanging out of my ass!

Soon we were dressed, said goodbye and he left. But he was back a couple minutes later. He needed some tools. His truck was giving him some problems. He collected the tools and I went out with him to help, or hold the flashlight, whatever. A cop drove by, slowly, looking at us, but kept going. He finally got it fixed, thanked me for the tools, and took off for his rural home!

"JH" Drops By For a Wet Blowjob, An Ass Fuck Then Cums In My Mouth, on Wednesday, 2/1/12!!!

2012-02-03T21:12:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Wednesday, February 1st, 2012.

I sent my ex-con fuck bud "JH" an email last night inviting him to come visit me again. We agreed tonight at 8:30 would be good. As the time approached, I changed bedspreads (they get wet), put out a towel and damp wash cloth, poppers, my camera, lube and a condom.

Last time, when we were done, he advised I use an enema instead of a douche to clean my ass, so earlier in the day I picked up a drug store enema kit. An hour before he arrived, I used it. The only difference I could see is that the douche was vinegar and water while the enema is a saline solution. Apart from that and the applicator tip, they are identical.

Above: As soon as he got naked, I knelt before him and took his cock in my mouth!

The enema did its job but I had doubts that it would be any cleaner than what a regular pussy douche would accomplish. It turned out I was right. JH said sometimes two or three enemas are required to clean up properly. I was squirting brown liquid for hours after he left this evening, so I doubt one or two more would be a good thing. Sorry about the visuals, there, buddy. LOL

Here, he laid his cock head on my tongue. Perfect opportunity for a cool pic!

As usual, all pics are real and all identifying details, such as jewelry, scars, birthmarks and tattoos get removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed. Smooth-skin areas get blurred. We snapped 36 pics and used 14 of them here.

In the above pic, I'm stroking my hard dick as the head of his cock rests on my outstretched tongue.

On his last visit, he left his leather cock ring behind. I discovered it within two minutes of his leaving, gave him a quick call and he returned to pick it up.

"Now, all the way down on it," he instructed. "Before and after, so people can see what you swallowed." The head went right down into my throat! Thousands of hard cocks have gone into my throat. Women who don't deep throat are not taking care of their men sexually, which is one reason they visit prostitutes or seek out guys who can do that for them.

JH reached down to play with my nipples as I sucked his cock. I pulled away for a second and said: "Keep doing that, this will make a really cool picture." I held my camera off to the right as I went back down on him. I do like the above pic a lot.

If you have never recorded your fun with a camera, try it. Work out the details beforehand with your partner as to what you can take pics of, and what you can't. It's a very good idea to have photo editing software on hand so you can protect your identity if you plan to publish them.

This is another really cool pic. The head of his cock is riding up on my tongue, which presses the head to the roof of my mouth, right behind my teeth!

"Yeah, work that tongue," he said as I snapped this pic. I moved it forward and back, along the underside of his cock, then side to side a little bit. If no one's ever sucked your cock like this, you're in Los Angeles, you're clean, height-weight proportional and disease free, contact me. I will pull down your pants and do my best to thrill you. :)

JH told me to turn over with my head at the edge of the bed. He dipped his cock into my mouth and then pulled it out and began sliding the wet shaft all over my face! Then he bent his knees and lowered his balls onto my mouth. I began licking and sucking his big, fleshy balls as his cock rested on my nose!

I don't remember if he snapped the above pic or if I did.

But he definitely snapped this pic! I wrapped my arms around his legs and pulled his ass into me while his cock was plunging down into my mouth! I think this is a very hot pic, really amazingly sexy! It's not at all about who is in the pic, it's about the meaning that the pic conveys and the composition. In the above case, it shows great desire combined with eagerness.

And of course the sex is pretty hot too. LOL

While he was doing that, I was doing this. I was hard throughout his visit and was stroking my dick much of the time. It would be nice if he went down on me but he's a top and sucking dick is not his thing. If I were involved romantically with another man, I would want him to pleasure me too. So the guy would have to be at least somewhat versatile.

Above: "Let's fuck," he said, reaching for a condom. I applied goop to my ass hole. He wanted me at the end of the bed, head down and ass up. I took a hit from my popper bottle and made sure the camera was nearby. He stood at the end of the bed, grabbed my hips and pushed his hard cock into my butt!

I slid my camera between my legs, aimed it upward and snapped off three pics before I got a good one. It's easy to fuck up your aim when you can't see where you're aiming. Afterward, I set the camera by my leg in case he wanted to snap a pic. He didn't.

Without raising my head, I extended the camera off to the right, aimed it back at us and snapped off the pic above. I held it cockeyed, of course, so in the pic editing, I had to crop it close, otherwise giant black triangles would appear in each corner.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, hold your camera at 45 degrees from vertical, snap a pic, open it in Photoshop, rotate the canvas so it's straight up and down and you'll see what I mean.

He fucked me for a while, hard and fast, then nice and slow. I was moaning throughout. Then he hit it hard for several strokes, pulled out and went into the bathroom to clean up. I thought he had cum, but he hadn't. When he returned, he wanted head.

He knelt on the bed and I took his cock in my mouth. I thought the above position would make a pretty nice pic. :)

JH told me to lay down on my back, then he got into position -- the pushup position -- above me. The guy was ramrod straight! Then he lowered himself and his hard cock went deep into my mouth again. I pressed my wet lips around his shaft and tried to give him the very best pussy sensation I could. I put my tongue to good use, too!

After face fucking me like this for several minutes, he got off me and laid down on his back. "Your turn to drive," he said. I got between his legs and began sucking him. "Slow, go slow," he told me.

I took another hit from my popper bottle and began to work my wet lips and tongue. He snapped several pics of this but most were blurry or near-duplicates. Since he wanted me to go very slow, I used a technique where I'm not going up and down at all, but using greater or lesser suction combined with tongue strokes and rolling wet lips. That got him groaning. Then he put a hand on the back of my head and pulled me down as I felt him blow his load in my mouth!

"Fuck!" he exclaimed, shaking his head in wonderment. He got up and went back into the bathroom. I blew out the candles and soon we were dressed. I told him I'd send him a few of the best pics and that I hoped to see him again very soon. That was fun!

"RA" Visits For 69 Fun on Tuesday, 1/31/12!!!

2012-02-03T20:05:00.000-08:00

This blowjob occurred on Tuesday, January 31st, 2012.

I put an ad on Craigslist looking for a guy to 69 with, in hopes of setting up a regular thing. "RA" responded and I invited him over in the evening. On arrival we went into my candle-lit bedroom and got on the bed. He went down on me as I saw a tent rise in his Calvin Kleins. Soon we swung into a 69 with me on top. I had fun blowing him through his undies.

I only snapped a couple pics with his permission since we did not discuss pics before he came over. We 69'd for a long time in different positions but I wasn't able to get him to cum. He had excellent cock control. I invited him to fuck me, but it turned out he wanted me to fuck him instead. He laid on his tummy and I pushed my hard dick against his ass hole for a couple of minutes, and that was about it. No penetration.

Eventually he rolled onto his side and we resumed sucking each other. "Do you want me to cum?" he asked. I said yes. A few more sucks on his hard cock got him groaning then he exploded in my mouth! I swallowed his load.

Soon we were dressed and he was headed out the door. I doubt very much he will come back for more. That's not unusual. Very few guys will return after the second visit, and many never get around to the second visit.

Photo Essay: Me & JH -- Me Sucking Cock, Him Fucking My Ass, on Tuesday, 1/24/11!!!

2012-01-28T17:54:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Tuesday, January 24th, 2012.

"JH," my ex-con fuck buddy, said he wanted to come over. I said sure. I am going to briefly tell this true story in photo captions, in other words, a photo essay.

Regarding the girl mentioned in the previous version of this blog post, the move-in did not happen. So...back to business as usual.

He came over at night, disrobed and pulled off his sexy boxer briefs. He walked up to the edge of the bed and dangled his cock in front of me. I took it in my mouth as I gently cupped his balls. He has really big, fleshy balls!

Within a minute, he pulled out of my mouth. "Stick out your tongue," he said. I did and he began dick-whipping me. I snapped the two pics above.

All the pics are real and those in the body text appear in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as jewelry, scars, birthmarks and tattoos, have been removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed. Smooth-skin areas get blurred (it's cheaper than plastic surgery.) We snapped 38 pics and used 20 here.

JH told me to flip onto my back then he squatted over my face and began fucking downward into my mouth!

I love this pic. Notice how the head of his cock meets the V-shape of my tongue. And then he pushed it right into my throat!

In and out, in and out, while I was on my back. Many of the unused pics are near duplicates, others are blurred, badly aimed or badly lit.

Above is a cool pic. My head is at the edge of the bed as he fucks downward into my mouth!

Yum! Who doesn't love to suck cock? Well, starting immediately, I doubt I will be getting any more of that for a long time.

JH walked around and knelt on the bed. I got in front of him and continued to suck his big cock.

Then he told me to get on my back, at which point he dipped his balls into my mouth. For you "tea bag" Republicans out there, this is what teabagging means, according to the Urban Dictionary. :)

I like this pic, which I think I took as he squatted over me.

Then JH wanted me to get between his legs as he laid back to groove on my upcoming slow, sloppy blowjob. :)

The tongue massage. He likes me to suck him very slowly. Slipping my tongue up and down his shaft like that drives him crazy.

"Lick it!" he commanded. And so I did. He snapped a few pics of this moment, and this is the best of the bunch.

"And now the balls, too," he said. Again, he snapped a few pics, of which this one is best.

Sluuuurrrrp!

And then I went back to giving him an earnest blowjob. I douched to clean my ass this time, per his request. When he arrived, I told him douching is not necessarily better than fucking without one and that my rectum was still somewhat sloppy.... "Do you want to take a chance and fuck?" he asked. I said yes.

He put on a condom while I smeared lube on my ass. Then I got into the "bitch position" (head down, ass up). He pushed his cock into me! He fucked me for a few minutes as he knelt behind me, then he wanted me to move to the end of the bed.

While standing, he reinserted his cock in my ass, gripped my hips and began fucking my ass hole, going fast, then slowing way down, then speeding up again!

He snapped the pic above during a pause and you can see a streak of shit on the condom. Like I told him, fucking assholes can be a dirty business and even douching beforehand doesn't mean you'll actually be clean. Finally he blew his load in me, pulled out then went into the bathroom to flush the condom.

These are his sexy boxer briefs. We were getting dressed at this point. He took the cold bottled water I offered him when he arrived, said he would be in touch again soon, and then was out the door.

Once I got the pics edited, I sent them to him. I hope to see the man again very soon.

I Advertise For An Ex-Con Who Needs a Punk To Fuck, "JH" Responds, Gets Sucked, Spanks My Ass & Fucks My Butt, on Friday 1/20/12!!!

2012-01-22T20:52:00.000-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Friday, January 20th, 2012.

I put this ad on Craigslist in the M4M category this morning: "That punk you had in prison or jail would suck u off and swallow your load. You could fuck him anywhere and any time you could get away with it. I want to do that for you too. I'm a sub older white guy in great shape and hiv negative. I want a regular thing. Trade pic and stats and tell me where you were locked up."

I've been reading up on the sexual dynamics of prison lives of men. I have a few books on that subject and have done a lot of research online. If I had ever ended up behind bars, there is no doubt I would have been some guy's bitch.

I got a couple replies from ex-cons, including this fellow, "JH," who said: "I just saw your post so I thought I would respond in case you haven't found a man yet. I'm a straight, masculine, dominant, verbal, white, divorced guy, 5'10", and 175 lbs. I'm cut, clean, disease free and can host in Valencia or travel to you. Pictures are attached. If you are serious, I hope to hear back from you."

He didn't mention whether he had been locked up and where. I asked. "Yes, I have done some time," he said without elaborating. Good enough for me. He said he was cool with snapping some pics. I especially liked where he said, "In case you haven't found a man yet." In prison parlance, a "man" is the dominant top in an ongoing sexual relationship. "Boy" or "kid" or "punk" or "sissy" or even "queen" is the submissive one. "Ongoing" would be nice. "Frequent" would be even better. I am totally sick of dealing with these supposedly horny men who refuse to find the time for frequent sex.

It was already evening. We planned on meeting about 10:30pm. He was going to clean up then call for my address. He arrived on time. When he walked in, he set down a drink cup, looked around my living room and said, "I think I've been here before," which was a surprise to hear. He didn't remember my face and I did not remember his.

"I hope I showed you a good time," I said, chuckling. He said he did have a good time. "But maybe it was with the prior owner of this place," I joked. No, he said, it was you. I laughed. Later, I searched for his email address amid the thousands in my gmail.com account. Apparently he dropped by twice in 2009. No pics were snapped.

He declined the offer of a cold bottled water. We went into my darkened bedroom, lit only by a few candles, and undressed. I was naked first and laid down on my tummy at the end of the bed. He stepped out of his jeans and pulled off his boxers then walked over to me. He held his soft cock to my lips. I opened my mouth and took the head in, then the rest of it. JH put his hand on the back of my head and pulled me into his abdomen.

I sucked his cock and it was responding. Soon, it was at its six-inch length. He bent over me and spanked my ass cheek hard! I grabbed my camera from the headboard, held it off to my right and snapped a pic. He took it from me and I showed him how to work it for best results. He snapped off the next three pics, one of me all the way down on him, one with his cock head on my tongue, and one from directly above as I sucked it.

All pics are real and those in the body text of this post are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as scars, birthmarks, tattoos and jewelry, have been removed in Photoshop. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred. Unusual pubic hair patterns have been changed. We snapped nine pics and used them all here.

He mashed his large balls in my face and told me to lick them. I sucked and licked his massive testicles until he stuffed his cock back into my mouth. Again, he spanked my ass cheek hard. I knew he wanted to fuck me. Then he told me to turn onto my back. I hung my head over the edge of the bed as he straddled me. He began mouth fucking me from above. I knew my camera was somewhere on my left side. I kept moving my arm around and finally found it. I held it in front of him and aimed it at my face and got a pretty cool pic.

I took a hit from the popper bottle then he also inhaled. My favorite middle-teen fantasy began swirling around in my head, only this time I added an ex-con to the inventory of boys and men who made use of my youthful mouth and ass hole.

"Are you going to be my bitch?" he asked. I tried to answer yes, with his cock buried in my mouth. I ended up nodding instead. Saliva was running out the sides of my mouth as his hard cock plunged in and out. A moment later, he extracted himself and laid down on my big bed on his back, with legs spread. "Suck it," he commanded. "When I stop or move slow, I want you to move slow. When I move fast, you just be a pussy and take it." No problem. I know how to be a pussy!

I sucked and slurped for a while then he reminded me to suck his balls, too. I snapped a pic of that. He has really big balls. Then I returned to the blowjob. I bobbed slowly up and down when he was just laying there, but when he began fucking my face, bucking upward in fast strokes, I let my mouth become a passive wet cunt. "Is your ass clean?" I told him it is. "No, did you douche?" I told him I did not. "Then next time douche before I come over. You want me to fuck you?" Yes, I said. "Then ask me to ."

"Please fuck me," I said, meaning every word of it. I reached for a condom on the headboard and set it on the bedspread. I added more slippery stuff to my already pre-lubed ass hole. JH got up onto his knees.

"Do you know what the bitch position is?" I hadn't heard that before. "Head down, ass up," he replied. Oh, sure, no problem I said. He rolled on the condom and I backed my butt up to him, with my head on the mattress. Seconds later, I felt him penetrate me! He slapped my ass again. I held my camera between my legs and aimed it upward. Flash! The pic looked good in the viewfinder but later I found out it was blurry. I had held it too close.

He took the camera from me, pulled part way out of my ass and snapped a pic from above, then he set it aside. His hands went to my hips for leverage then he began screwing my ass! I just went along for the ride. He would pound me hard for several strokes, then slow down, grind on me, then shove it deep and resume power fucking me some more. Then he pulled out and summoned me to the end of the bed. He wanted to stand on the floor, not kneel behind me.

I backed up to the edge of the bed and spread my knees apart. Again, he pushed his hard cock into my ass. I groaned. I thought for a moment about raising up to snap a pic from under my chin so you fans could see his thighs against mine, a sort of underneath-me view, but he wanted my head on the bed, so I decided not to. Instead, I held the camera off to my right and snapped a pic of him mating me. The camera was not level so that created editing problems but I made it work.

He fucked me slowly, then sped up, then slowly again, then hard and fast! I was moaning throughout. Then he began slamming into me at a fast pace then suddenly pulled out. I turned around to see he had blown his load into the condom. I pointed to the bathroom and said to go flush it. When he came back, we talked for a little while. He said he would need to see me often and wondered if I could visit him sometimes too. I said I would make a point of it.

Soon we were dressed and headed to the front door. I told him I'd send him edited copies of the pics, and he told me he'd probably see me again on Sunday or Monday. And then he was gone into the night! Meanwhile, I am gonna read more true accounts of punks and sissies getting fucked in prison. I'm looking forward to my next time with this sexy ex-con!

Happy New Year! Photo Essay: "MI" Drops In For a Shower, Screws My Face, Fucks My Ass & Cums In My Mouth, on Sunday, 1/1/12!!!

2012-01-01T19:37:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on January 1, 2012.

This is a photo essay, meaning the true story is told in pic captions. Late Saturday night, "MI" sent me a reply to my Happy New Year email, and attached a self photo of him laying on his bed. He's watching porn and jacking his cock, he said. I said he looked depressed; why not come down for a nice hot shower and we'd fuck around after? I told him I did not need to get up early on New Years Day. Great idea, he said, adding he should arrive "before next year."

He arrived 10 minutes into 2012, so this story appears in the January collection, not December's. I had not put things away since "RC's" visit earlier in the evening. I put out another condom and re-lit the candles when he was to arrive.

After his hot shower, we got on my bed. He worked on his laptop PC to get a porno movie playing. I put my hand on his soft cock. I thought it would make a cool pic.

All pics are real and those in the body of the text are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as scars, tattoos, jewelry and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns have been changed. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred. Why? It's cheaper than plastic surgery. ;) I snapped 24 pics and used 14 here.

I used my wet lips, tongue and light suction and soon I had him hard. I took a hit from the popper bottle nearby, and so did he.

At one point, he rotated to his right. I stayed with him, keeping his hard cock in my mouth. It's nice having a regular-size penis in me, for a change. I have had a run of short dicks in recent days. LOL! Disappointing, to say the least...about the least...endowed.

He pulled out of my mouth and began dick-slapping me! He whipped it against my lips, nose and cheeks. I just laid there with my tongue extended and took it. :)

His cock was made for my mouth! I even love sucking the shaft, like a good slut. I have been seeing MI for going on three and a half years.

In the above pic, he's bucking upward into my mouth! I curled my lips over my teeth and saliva provided the lubrication as I used what I call the pussy-mouth blowjob technique.

About 10 minutes after we began, he was ready to fuck! He reached for a condom and rolled it on. I had pre-lubed my ass hole before he had arrived, so I was ready!

RC had been here some hours before. When I was getting dressed after that, I just pulled up my salmon-colored panties instead of changing into my usual briefs. And so, I still had them on when MI arrived. Here, he's pulled down the back of the panties and has stuffed his hard cock in my ass!

I held my camera above us for this pic. His cock is buried in my ass, still.

While MI fucked me from behind, I was facing his laptop. Some porno was playing. I turned off the flash, held the camera as steadily as I could, as I rocked back and forth from his thrusting into my slippery butt! I know I suck cock better than her. Better than 90% of women, I'm sure.

Getting fucked spoons style, pic from between his legs, but the panties are in the way....

I tugged them further down my legs and tried the pic again. I love the feel of a man's hard cock in my mouth and in my ass!

MI pulled out and got up on his knees. He stripped off the condom and tossed it. He waved his cock at me. I dutifully got in front of him and took it into my mouth once more! Then he laid down. "You want me to suck you off?" Yes, he said. So I put my mouth and fingers to work, the way I know he likes it....

A few minutes later, he gripped his shaft and began jacking it. I gave him the best sensation of warm, liquid pussy I could, then I heard him gasp out loud and groan as he began pumping his load into my mouth! I kept my lips around his shaft as he began deflating, then I snapped this final pic.

Soon we were dressed and back in my living room. He showed me things from his own history on his laptop. We talked for a while, then he thanked me for the New Year's "gift" and walked out to his red truck, ready to drive back into the boondocks outside of LA. I went back in the bedroom and began cleaning and putting things away. I found that condom on the carpet and flushed it.

"RC" Gets Wet, Sloppy Head, Fucks My Ass, Blows His Load & Leaves, on Saturday, 12/31/11!!!

2011-12-31T19:18:00.000-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on December 31st, 2011. Happy New Year, motherfuckers!

Over the last few days, there had been 70 emails back and forth between me and "RC," a guy who responded to my "Candlelight & Kisses" ad on Craigslist. They were HOT and both of us were very aroused. I expected sensual making out on my bed and did not expect to snap any pics.

Today, he wanted to come over. We agreed on 5pm. I handed him a cold bottled water then we went to my dark bedroom, illuminated only by a few candles. We laid down on the bed, but there was no kissing. He put my left hand on his crotch. So much for romance. I fondled him for a moment, pulled down his jeans and white briefs to find...a 4-inch uncut dick.

I sucked him, I rimmed him and he spent several minutes moaning. We briefly kissed a couple times then we snapped a pic of us rubbing tools. Then he turned me on my side. I was wearing pink panties at his request. He rubbed his short "cock" along my ass. "You wanna fuck?" I asked, wondering if even a regular-size condom would stay put on that thing. He wanted me doggie style.

He did penetrate me...a little. That condom really did stay on as he plowed my butt doggie style, with him standing at the end of the bed. I snapped a second pic. Two minutes of fucking and he blew his load. He flushed the condom, said he had to go, got dressed and left. And with any luck he won't contact me again. LOL!

"UC" Gets Sucked Off, on Wednesday, 12/28/11!!!

2011-12-28T22:06:00.001-08:00

This blowjob occurred on Wednesday, December 28, 2011.

I put the above pic in a Craigslist ad this evening. I got several responses, mostly from fat dudes I said "No" to, as usual. I got a reply from one hairy fellow who said: "Age? Do you also like to get sucked? Neg here. Where are you in (deleted)? I know the area. I'm close by. 5'9", 155, nice shape, nice guy."

He answered a couple questions then arrived at 8:55pm. He accepted my offer of a cold bottled water, then we went into my bedroom. I was undressed first and laid on the bed, on my tummy. When he was naked, he slowly walked toward me. I wiggled a finger to tell him to move closer. His cock poked out from a dark, tangled forest of pubic hair.

I took his cock in my mouth and began wetly licking and gently sucking it. It turned out to be about five inches and was cut. When he got hard, I snapped off a pic from the right side, then went back to the blowjob. Not three minutes later, he was ready.

"I'm gonna cum!" he exclaimed. Already? I thought. He put one hand on the back of my head, for what reason I'm not sure. He didn't have enough dick to stuff it into (or even reach) my throat. Suddenly he exploded and shot his large load into my mouth! I let it collect there until he was finished, then he backed away. "I almost never cum that quickly," he said. Uh-huh....

I let his load spill out of my mouth, into my hand, and snapped a pic. Two pics would have to do for this guy. Will he call me again? I doubt it. In a couple minutes, we were dressed. He went out the front door at 9:05pm.

"HN" Gets a Blowjob, on Sunday, 12/18/11!!!

2011-12-19T21:47:00.001-08:00

This blowjob occurred on Sunday, December 18th, 2011.

"HN" had been trying to get into my pants for a long time. He always sends this really intense pic (his expression) and today I decided to say yes. His email said: "Hi, I'm Latin, 5'10", 180 lbs., 35 years old, 8" cut, nice looking. I love to have lots of sex. I'm a horny guy, like to bust a nut twice day, so if looking let me know and I will be ready for you."

A couple more emails back and forth and I decided to give him a shot. He said he was OK with pics. We agreed that he would arrive at 7pm, and he was on time. We went into my bedroom and got nude in the darkness. A couple candles cast the only light.

I was laying nude at the end of the bed, pre-lubed, ready for him to fuck me if he wanted. He walked up to me with this soft eight-inch penis. The first thing I noticed is that it was UNcut. I began sucking it and he responded quickly. The second thing I noticed is that it wasn't eight inches. It was maybe five inches.

There is this old joke told by women. "The reason women are so bad at parallel parking," it goes, "is because we have always been told this (holds hands five inches apart) is eight inches." I swear to god, where in the hell do guys measure their dicks from? Christmas is coming. I am going to buy every adult male in the USA a tape measure for Christmas.

Look at the first pic above. Does that look like eight inches to you?

I snapped off a pic and showed it to him then invited him to lay down on his back. Once he got comfy, I got between his legs and resumed my blowjob. Maybe four minutes later, he moaned, grabbed his cock, squeezed it, stroked it and shot his load on his hand and belly. I snapped the second pic.

He got up, cleaned up, and began getting dressed. "I don't know why I came so quick," he said. "I usually take a long time." I didn't say anything but I know why he came so quickly. Just before he walked out the door, he told me he will probably be back sometime this coming week. I shut the door after him and looked at the clock. It was 7:12pm.

"MY" Shows Up, Gets Sucked, Blows Me Too, Finally Cums, on Saturday, 12/17/11!!!

2011-12-19T20:36:00.000-08:00

This blowjob occurred on Saturday, December 17th, 2011.

Finally, a new guy who isn't a fucking flake. "MY" contacted me today. He said: "5'10", 170 lbs., 47 years, love to suck and get sucked, very clean and disease free." I had a few questions which he answered, then I slipped him my phone number. We arranged for him to come by at 6pm. He arrived on time.

When we were naked in my bedroom, I complimented him on his body. He was in great shape, which is unusual. He told me he was on the downside of a weight-loss program. He said he had been 240 lbs. and had 10 more to lose. For those of you fat guys who suffer my rants on that topic, there's proof.

I laid at the end of my bed and he walked up to me. His cock was at nose level. I took it in my mouth and began sucking. I was enjoying it but he wasn't getting hard. I flipped onto my back and hung my head over the end of the bed. He leaned down on top of me, and I took his cock back in my mouth. He began sucking me and it was great! MY really knows how to suck dick! He pulled out of my mouth so I worked on his balls instead.

We were in this position for a long time. I finally pulled away and laid down on my back. I asked him to make love to me. He got between my legs and resumed sucking. Wonderful, just wonderful. He's a very talented cocksucker! I was totally rigid! While he blew me, he was jacking his dick. This went on for a long time, then I asked him to lie down. I got on top of him in a 69 position. My hard dick went back in his mouth and I went down on him again. He was just slightly erect by this time.

I did not know if this was an issue that Viagra could correct or if it might be something else. Nervousness and distraction can have this result, too. After a long while on top of him, I got off and got between his legs. I told him to chill out, close his eyes and enjoy. My bedroom was very dark, lit only by a few candles. I wanted him relaxed with no distractions. I wanted him to drift into some delicious fantasy so he would sexually respond.

I worked his cock with my lips, tongue, teeth and fingers as expertly as I could. He tried to assist with his own hands but I batted them away. He hadn't had any success so far, so why let him continue to have no success? Soon, to my delight, he began to harden and then finally got fully hard. He's cut and I would guess he's about six inches.

"Would you like me to take a picture of your cock in my mouth?" I asked. Yes, he replied. I hadn't mentioned pics in our email exchange. I got my camera from the headboard and snapped off a pic. I didn't want to worry him so I did only three pics this session. All pics are real and those in the text body are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as tattoos, jewelry, birthmarks and scars, were removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed. Smooth skin areas are blurred.

He deflated quickly, I discovered. Constant stimulation was required. I took a hit from my popper bottle as I worked his cock. As usual, when I use that stuff, some sexy fantasy invaded my consciousness: I was in a dark, wood garage. One of those dingy, musty places from the '20s, '30s or '40s, wide enough for one car. Ancient grease spots stained the concrete. There was a little light, maybe from a small window, but the car door was shut. I was in there with a man in his mid-20s. I was about the same age.

This was his garage, his house, his property. He was married but his wife was away. An older green car took up most of the space. I guessed he knew I like to suck dick because my fantasy begins with him leaning back onto the car door. I noticed his blue jeans were unbuttoned. The flaps hung to the side. I could see his pubic hair go down, down. He was not wearing underwear.

His expression said: "I know you are a cocksucker. What are you waiting for?" but he did not say those words. I smiled and got down onto my knees. I could see the base of his cock but the rest of it was hidden. I pulled it out. It was good size and circumcised but flaccid. I licked my lips then took it into my mouth. My moist lips moved slowly up and down. I could feel it beginning to respond. I slipped my tongue out along the base as I sucked it.

Suddenly, all caution was thrown to the wind! He was getting really hard. It was about seven thick inches. "I knew you were one of those," I heard from above. "I've never done this before with a man."

"Neither have I," I lied. I snickered at my dumb joke, then I put his hard cock back in my mouth. His hands went to my head. He held my head gently and kept me still as he began very slowly fucking my face! I put my fingers on his shaft to help stimulate him further.

"You're a lot better than my wife," he said. Guy cocksuckers hear that a lot. I mumbled a kind of thank-you without taking his cock out of my mouth. What I said wasn't clear but the intent was because of the high pitch I used with the two syllables of gratitude for the compliment. Then I pushed him back against the car, put my hands on his raging hard-on again then took control of the blowjob.

Several strokes later, I heard a low moan. His fingers dug into my scalp, then I felt his first squirt of heavy cum hit the back of my mouth! This was followed by several more squirts as I lightened up on the suction and finger pressure. When he was finished, I gazed upward. The back of his head was against the car door. He was still standing but seemed unconscious. I let his cock soak in a pool of hot cum and saliva for a moment, then I pulled away and swallowed!

Back to reality. MY pulled his cock out of my mouth and began wiping it across my face. Then he pressed it into my face, alongside my nose. I laughed. "That would make a cool pic," I said as I snapped off the second one. He pushed my head down so I slurped on his balls for a while as he stroked his cock. Then I moved up, sliding my nose along his wet shaft until my lips met the tip. Then he pushed it into my mouth again!

I continued working his cock for a few minutes then knelt between his legs. I rubbed my dick on his. He stroked his with one hand and mine with the other. I chuckled and said, "I need to get a pic of this too." Flash! Then I set the camera aside. Soon, I laid back down between his legs, took another hit from the popper bottle and went back to sucking his cock for a long, long time....

The fantasy resumed, only this time it was on another day. Same mid-20s man, the same garage, the same old green car. When we went into the garage, it was with sexual intention on the part of both of us this time. Again, he leaned against the car and unbuttoned his blue jeans. Without a word being said, I got back down on my knees. This time, he was already hard. I had to tug down his jeans to free his cock.

I wasted not one second. I was down on his hard dick immediately. I swabbed it with my tongue, then took the whole thing in my mouth. He moaned. On the out-stroke, I let my lower teeth gently drag along the wet underside, and that got him to groan with pleasure. I put my fingertips on the shaft and coordinated mouth, lips, tongue and fingers in a tongue-press style blowjob. His hands went to my head once more.

Also, on the out-stroke, I let his cock head spread my lips apart. I kept some lip pressure going so they stayed in contact, sliding down the curve of his cock head as I moved back, then they closed with the tip right on my lips. Then I moved down on him again, his wet cock head spreading my lips apart as it came into my mouth! Then the bump where the head ends, then along his seven-inch shaft, all the way to the base. The head of his cock was in my throat, now. I heard him moan again!

"Hey, you like it in the ass, don't you?" I said I did. "Wait here." He pulled up his jeans, tucked in his shirt and fastened his belt then ran from the garage's back door to his house. Meanwhile, I got undressed. One minute later, he was back, the rickety old door shut behind him. Down went his jeans again, this time to his ankles. He kicked off his shoes and removed his pants. He squeezed out lube from the K-Y tube then set it on top of the car. "Bend over the hood," he said.

I did. My chest, abdomen and thighs were touching the cold, dusty, green metal of a car from the 1970s. My legs were spread apart. When he finished slathering his hard cock with the lubricant, he stepped up right behind me. I felt his bare cock head at my ass hole, then he began pushing it inside! I groaned. His wife was off shopping; I knew I had to keep my voice down in case she returned.

By now, his cock was fully buried in my ass! I could feel his hot breath on my neck. His hands went to the front of my thighs. He began flexing his pelvis, driving his shaft deep into my ass hole. "Fuck me!" I said softly. "Fuck my ass!" Yeah, I heard him reply. He was pounding me hard now! Each thrust shoved me hard into the car, making a dull thud sound and rocking the car.

"Oh god, I'm cumming!" he cried in a raspy voice. He shoved it in me a couple more strokes, then stopped. He was buried deep and I could feel each pulse as he shot his wet load into my rectum! Rapid puffs of hot air were hitting my back, then he slowly pulled out of me. "Fuck!" I heard him say, "That was pretty excellent." I told him I loved it! We began pulling on our pants when we heard his wife drive up and park.

"Hurry up!" he said.

"I'm hurrying as fast as I can," I replied in a rushed whisper. I finished. Pants up, zipped, buckled, shirt tucked in, left shoe on left foot, right shoe on right foot. We looked at each other, inspecting. We were cool. We heard the rumple of paper shopping bags and her footsteps as she made her way to the house. We opened the door and walked out into the sunshine. "Need some help, honey?" She said there was more to bring in from the car.

Two guys coming out of a bedroom together, suspicious. Out of a bathroom together, suspicious. Out of a garage together, not suspicious. Garages are guy-places. I said hello to her and gave a friendly wave. "See ya," I said to them both as I made my way to the sidewalk. I could feel his wet load slowly dripping out of my ass and pooling in my bikini briefs underwear, making them stick to my butt cheeks....

What a delicious fantasy that was! However, back in reality, things were not progressing. I could not get this guy to shoot his load. "Your turn to blow me," I said, laying down on my back. He got between my legs and began slurping away. Beautifully, too. He turned slightly on his side so he could stroke his cock. Again, this lasted for a very long time. I was off in dreamland somewhere with my eyes shut. I could feel the bed slightly bouncing as he jerked his cock.

I heard a loud groan and opened my eyes. He disengaged and rolled onto his back. He furiously jerked that cock for a couple minutes until he erupted! His load splashed onto his hand and belly! Wow, finally, I thought. He laid there for a few minutes to catch his breath then got up. I pointed to my bathroom; he went in there to clean up.

We talked while getting dressed. It turns out he's been married for over 20 years. "Now and then I have this need so I meet guys to get it out of my system," he said. OK, I was thinking, that means he won't call me for six months. No biggie. If he doesn't call me soon, then I will tell him no when he finally does call me. "I'll email you the edited pics," I said.

Shortly, he was gone. I looked at the clock. It was 8:30. He had been here for two and a half hours! I did send him an email thanking him for coming over. I said I hoped I would see him again. When I finished editing the three pics, I sent them to him. He did not reply to either message. I doubt I will ever see him again.

Photo Essay: "MI" Comes By For a Shower, a Wet Blowjob, Screws My Face, Slams His Hard Cock In My Ass & Cums In My Butt, on Friday, 12/16/11!!!

2011-12-18T14:28:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Friday, December 16th, 2011.

Long-time fuck bud "MI" sent me a text today. He would be in my neighborhood about 7pm. Could he come by for a shower and some head? I told him that would be fine. This is a photo essay, meaning the story is told in pic captions.

All pics are real, except as noted. All identifying details, such as tattoos, jewelry, scars and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred. All except the top pic are in the correct sequence. We snapped 34 pics and used 13 here.

In case you are new to this blog and wondering, MI is just one of a large number of partners here, but in the last couple months it has been just me and him. But that's changing.

Above: Christmas is coming. "MI" has a special need for...something...and so I got him a gift certificate to a place where he can get fixed up for that...something. I presented him with this and he was happy to get it. He opened his laptop and played three videos he shot with his little camera on his last visit. They are wicked cool. I am not going to put them up on the web for you to see. But I did copy them to my PC.

Above: He took his shower. I had the windows open and a fan running on high to keep steam from accumulating near that damned smoke detector next to the bathroom. No shriek from it this time, thankfully. Soon we were in bed. He began poking around on his laptop (above) to find a nice porno movie to play.

Above: While he was turned toward his laptop, I got between his legs and took his soft cock in my mouth. He began responding within a minute. I felt him grow larger in my mouth. I swabbed his cock with my tongue and then snapped the above pic. It turned out nicely. What is better than having a man's cock in your mouth? Well, maybe chocolate but that's about it. Short list. LOL

Above: I reached for the popper bottle, undid the cap, put it to my nose and inhaled through one nostril as MI snapped off this pic, and many more. A lot of the pics were fucked up because part of his hand covered the flash, which will really screw up the exposure, so they were not included. He rarely makes that mistake.

Above: When I am enjoying poppers, my head starts to swim. They make the sex and sexual fantasies even better, in my opinion. While I slurped on his cock, and the shaft as you see in this pic, I began having a fantasy. In this fantasy, I had moved from the San Fernando Valley. I was now in the South Bay, down around Long Beach or Torrance. My new place was on the second floor of an apartment building....

Above: I am very lightly working the head of his cock with my lips and tongue. It's fun to do.

Fantasy continued: And this complex had a pool. I put on my black swim trunks with the LGBT rainbow design on them and went outside. I laid down on a poolside lounge chair next to a black man in his 30s. I said hello, caught some rays, then dived in and did some laps. Then back out of the pool and into the chair. I noticed he was looking at me.

Above: Up and down, up and down while I hold his cock in position with my fingers!

Fantasy continued: He recognized the meaning of the rainbow design. "You suck dick?" he asked in a low voice. I nodded and said, "I am really good at it, too." I said maybe he would like to come over sometime to watch a game on TV. He chuckled and said, "No way that's gonna happen." There was no further conversation. After sunning myself and flipping over a couple times, I said goodbye and went back to my place....

Above: MI snapped this pic of his dick and some porn star on his laptop. After the pic, I went back down on him!

Fantasy continued: A couple days passed. Then one afternoon I heard someone knocking softly at my door. I was surprised to see the black Pool Guy standing there. "There's a game on and my TV's not working. Can I watch it here?" I said sure and invited him in. I turned my TV to the game and we sat down on my sofa. Within a couple minutes, his hand was playing with his crotch. He looked at me. "Want me to suck it?" He nodded. I got between his legs.

Above: He got up and stood at the side of the bed. I got on my back with my head right at the edge. Then he squatted down and began face fucking me!

Fantasy continued: I pulled down his Lakers basketball shorts to reveal a large cock with trimmed pubic hair. I looked him in the eyes as I took it in my mouth! He responded immediately. I could feel it growing large. He sighed and mumbled something, then put his right hand on top of my head. "Yeah, suck it, bitch, that feels good." By now he was fully erect, around eight actual inches and thick. I slammed my head down on it and took the head and another inch or two into my throat....

Above: In this pic, he straddled my chest and began feeding me his hard cock! I really like this pic, which he snapped. He dealt with lighting a composition. I dealt with keeping his cock hard! Hot! :)

Fantasy continued: Then using my hand as well as my lips and tongue, I sucked him for several minutes until he stiffened up, groaned and twisted to the side in orgasm and he flooded my mouth with several big shots of cum! After I cleaned up both of us, we went back to watching the game. When he left, he stopped at the door and said, "I'll be back." And that's how my hot fantasy ended!

Above: I was busy sucking his cock. I had not noticed he picked up a condom. When he pulled out of me, he rolled it on. I was pre-lubed but applied some more slippery stuff. He was still standing at the edge of the bed, so I got on all fours in front of him. Seconds later, I felt his very hard cock push into my ass! Then he began fucking me! Yummy! I totally love being fucked! I snapped the above and below pics.

Above: He's plowing my butt while holding on to my hips. I am happy to suck his cock or get fucked anytime he wants. When he lived closer, we often met twice a week at his mechanic's shop, but he's farther away now, in a rural area outside of Los Angeles. I love when he visits but I'm down for having a few more guys that want me at least once a week. Are you one of them?

Above: He picked up the camera, stopped then snapped the above pic, set it down and resumed fucking my ass! "Lay down!" he commanded. I flattened down onto my tummy as he stayed on top of me. MI began digging into my ass, going deep then kind of lifting up, which was uncomfortable, but I said nothing. I just kept urging him on. I begged him to fuck me hard and blow his load in my butt!

Above: This pic is from an earlier encounter. While I was in this position, the camera was out of reach, but what you see is exactly what we were doing! I love being a pussyboi. I think it's thrilling when a man uses my mouth or ass to cum in. Getting him to empty his balls in me is what I'm all about. No games, no bullshit. Here I am, use me. Use me often!

His sweat was dripping down onto me as he screwed my ass long and hard. Finally he shouted that he was cumming! He gave me a couple more strokes, then stopped. I could feel his cock pulse as he shot his load! Then he pulled out and laid down on his back, with his eyes closed. He was breathing very hard. I snapped off this pic then joked, "You'll sleep well tonight!" I wiped my ass with the nearby damp wash cloth.

Soon, we were dressed. He put the gift certificate in the travel case with his laptop, patted me on the back, said thank you, and a moment later he was out to the curb and his red truck. I closed the door. Over the next couple of hours, I farted a lot. Fucking ass pushes a lot of air into the intestines. I hope I see MI again soon!

Monday Musings....

2011-12-12T20:10:00.000-08:00

Another boring day. I put up an ad on Craigslist this afternoon. I got a few responses. Two emails from fat guys, one from a cross dresser and one from a guy I know for a fact is HIV+.

That last guy has written to me at least a dozen times, and told me recently that he is poz but "undetectable." My ad said: "Be HWP and DDF," which means height-weight proportional and drug/disease free. Interestingly, in today's message he somehow neglected to mention his little HIV problem.

I heard from "MI" today but he can't see me until very late, so that's out. Maybe on Tuesday.

Many of the guys I've heard from in the past few months I'd said no to previously. Usually it's because they are fat or are just looking for a one-time hookup. A lot of heavy guys try to suck it up to look more or less in shape rather than make the effort to actually lose the fucking blubber. This commercial is an example of that.

I was telling a lady friend the other day that it's a whole lot easier to stay in shape than it is to get back into shape. Here's the math: A pound of fat is about 3,500 calories. The heavy guy in that commercial is at least 100 lbs. overweight. He needs to burn at least 350,000 calories to lose that fat, as well as severely modify his diet.

"Don't fat people understand that being obese isn't at all physically attractive?" I asked that girl. Fat is the new norm in the USA. I believe a high percentage of overweight people aren't aware of it because that condition is now very normal and common. Even if they are aware of it, they're unwilling to describe themselves as fat.

But clearly, they are aware of it on some level. Often, when they send a pic, it's cropped to show the head, neck and shoulder area only. Why? Because they are embarrassed to show their whole body. You may not notice your gut when you're looking at yourself in the mirror but when someone shows you a pic of your bloated self, you notice.

And so when they answer my ad, the pic is invariably that one, that doesn't show their big swollen belly. They hope I will say yes, and if I object to what I see when they arrive, they'll sling some bullshit salesmanship to convince me I ought to take them to bed anyway. It's easier to do that then to find the self discipline and self respect necessary to lose the fucking weight.

"Thick" is one label they apply to themselves. Or "husky." Or "big." Or "voluptuous." I have news for you. You're not thick or husky or big or voluptuous. You're fucking fat and it's your own fucking fault. One of the reasons I totally avoid fat people is because they stink, even if fresh out of the shower. If you put your nose where I have to put mine, you'd know what I'm talking about.

If you are "big" and hit on me, I will turn you down, period. If the extra weight is muscle, no problem. You got me. I will suck your cock and you can fuck me! I admire a man with the self discipline, self respect and will to take good care of himself. So-called "big guys," obviously, do not.

I hear from a lot of fat guys in denial. Sometimes I tell them to contact me when they have lost the weight. I don't want to hear that you're "losing" it. Losing it is a good thing but I'm not going to see you until you're finished losing it. If you really want to be with me, then you can consider that to be one of the many rewards for your important achievement.

The odds are, if you're overweight today, you will be overweight permanently, and that's a sad thing. You're just begging for all kinds of health problems. When I said it's easier to stay in shape than it is to get back into shape, here's an example: One of the routines I do weekly is 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups.

Now, I'm an old man. I have to be careful. I don't do a hundred of each in a big hurry. I stick my toes under the couch to anchor my feet and I do 10 oblique sit-ups. Then I get on my stomach and do 10 push-ups. I lift my entire body, not just the chest, shoulders and head. Then I go do something else for a few minutes, then I rip off the next set of 10 each. When I've done a hundred of each, I quit and guzzle a protein shake.

The truth is, it's not hard to stay in shape, even if you're old. The truth also is that if you are very out of shape, you're really gonna feel it if you try to get back into shape. No more hamburgers for breakfast. No more half-gallons of ice cream while watching the game on TV. No more pastries for lunch. Believe me, when you're sore and out of breath from a hard workout, you're gonna kick your own ass for having eaten all those candy bars over the years.

But if I can do it, you can do it. What's stopping you? I'm 60 years old, six feet tall and 190 lbs. The pics above are a few months old. I usually put in 45 minutes to an hour a day five days a week. That's not a lot of time and I'm a really old dude. Go find a versatile piece of used home gym gear on Craigslist and put it to work.

Believe me, if you're fat, I assure you that whoever the love of your life is, she or he will greatly appreciate your making the effort.

What are you waiting for?

If you decide you want to do this, contact me. I'll be your cheering section.

Photo Essay: "MI" Drops In For a Shower, Head, a Fuck & To Shoot a Porno! On Monday, 12/5/11!!!

2011-12-07T11:11:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Monday, December 4th, 2011.

"MI" contacted me yesterday, on Sunday night. He wanted to come over and shower (and fuck around), but I was out with a girl. I replied to his text saying I was busy with a female and could not see him that night but I could on Monday. Tonight, I got another message and I invited him over. He arrived about 9pm.

This is a photo essay, meaning the story will be told in pic captions. All pics are real and those in the body of the story appear in the correct sequence. Jewelry, tattoos, scars, birthmarks, etc., have been removed in Photoshop and faces have been changed. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred and unusual pubic hair patterns have been changed. I snapped 46 pics and used 25 of them here.

Due to things happening near his residence in the boondocks outside of LA, he hadn't showered in three days. He smelled like it, too. When he stepped into the shower, I opened windows and turned on a fan to dissipate bathroom steam, because of a hardwired smoke detector just outside the bathroom door. Steam sets it off. Despite the moving air, we suffered its screech again tonight.

When he was all cleaned up, we went into my bedroom and he laid down on my big bed. He spread his legs apart and I got in between and took his cock into my mouth! I soon had him nice and hard. No, I did not create any discomfort by using my teeth. A cocksucker can create a very stimulating effect with his/her teeth, but do be careful. A light touch is required and his cock must be wet!

My dick got hard while I sucked him. In the pic above, I turned on my side to snap this pic, just to prove that I was very aroused. We both took hits from my popper bottle as I sucked and slurped on his stiff cock. I close one nostril with a finger while I sniff from the bottle, hold it in for a few seconds then go back to sucking his cock! Yummmmy!

No, he doesn't look like that, I changed his face in Photoshop. He brought along his little camera, which is similar to my own. He asked if I had a "spotlight." Spotlight? What was he intending to do? Turns out he wanted to shoot video. My bedroom was dark with only a few candles burning. Would a flashlight do? He said it would. MI is the only I guy I allow to shoot pics or video.

He told me to turn onto my back and put my head at the side of the bed. Then he knelt at the edge and leaned over me. His cock pushed into my mouth as he laid on top. He began playing with my dick. He jerked it but did not suck it. But that's OK. I was happy to get that much stimulation from him. :)

Then he turned around, facing the bed edge, and pushed his cock in my mouth once more. He began fucking my face. I snapped this pic as the head of his cock moved in and out of my mouth. I have a critic who complained that my last blog post was too unsexy due to my complaints about the morons I have to deal with from Craigslist. Apparently he couldn't jack off to my story; it wasn't hot enough. Happier now, dude? LOL

Above is another shot as MI fucked my face from above. No, my hair really doesn't look like that. I need more sex until I find a regular girlfriend or boyfriend. Are you in or near Los Angeles, height-weigh proportional, STD/HIV negative, want to meet often and OK with me snapping pics of the fun? Then write to me at: lablowjobboy@gmail.com. Send a pic and your stats and tell me why you want a steady sex partner in your first message.

But do be aware that if you get lazy about meeting often (I have heard every excuse in the book men use to avoid sex), I will totally cut you off. If you don't or won't find the time to see me, why the fuck should I find the time to see you? I'm not breathlessly waiting for you or anyone else to finally get horny enough to want to get laid. Above: I hate this pic. Turned out shitty but his cock was tasty! :)

MI told me to flip over and suck him for a moment, then he rolled on a condom. In the pic above, his knee is against the edge of the mattress. Although I had pre-lubed, I added more slippery stuff on and inside my ass hole. Then he directed me to plant my ass at a corner of the bed. I got on my hands and knees with my butt pointed at his abdomen. I spread my legs apart....

In this pic, he's pushing his cock into my ass while videoing! This is his first stroke. I think this is a really hot pic! I love it when a man wants to use my body for his sexual satisfaction! I wish "DM," my former black stud with his hugely-thick cock would get off his ass and get tested. I really want him to fuck me bareback again, but apparently he's one of those guys who won't make the effort to get tested, probably because he really doesn't want to know the test results.

This is a pretty comical pic. Here I am, bent over, my ass at the corner of the bed, and MI is pumping away while getting video of him fucking me. Why hire a video crew? Just shoot that shit all by yourself. This is what you call making a porno movie on the cheap! I lowered my head to the bed with my ass still pointed upward.

Here, I held my camera between my legs, aimed upward. I managed to catch the flashlight illuminating his cock going in and out of my ass! At the top right, you can see the strap attached to his camera. If I were a lot younger, I might work in porno. But as it is, I am way too old for that shit. I work hard at staying in shape, but I'm still old!

I held my camera off to the right to snap the pic above, but I didn't hold it level. When I straightened out the pic in Photoshop, I had to "paint in" the bottom right and top left corners. At this point, he had set aside the flashlight and camera in favor of holding onto my hips as he shoved his hard cock into my eager ass hole!

Then he told me to lie down on my tummy. I spread my legs once more as he shoved his cock back up my ass! I was helping his movements, pushing back at him as he plowed my butt! I held the camera -- shakily -- off to my right and snapped several pics of this. Above is the best of that bunch. I kept aiming it wrong. LOL....

In the above pic, he's turned to his left on top of me. He's sort of fucking me at a 20-degree angle to his left. Aside from snapping this pic, I just hung on to enjoy the ride. I never get enough sex. I wish he hadn't had to move so far away. We don't meet often these days. It used to be twice a week. Now, his time is much more limited and he's much farther away.

Then he laid down on his side. I laid down on my side, facing him, and took his hard cock into my mouth. I snapped several pics of us in this position. This is my favorite. Eventually, I put my hand on his cock and stroked it as I wetly sucked him. I thought he might cum in my mouth from that, but he didn't.

Soon, he decided to get on top of me and fuck downward into my mouth! You can see saliva on my cheek as he screwed my face with his cock. He was in a rigid push-up position above me. I formed my lips to give him the best pussy-like sensation I could. And I kept my teeth out of the way, of course. Teeth can be an erotic experience but when he's doing the fucking, it's about impossible to use them properly. All that will happen is that I will scrape his cock. Not good!

He put on another condom (I usually have two handy) and he told me to get onto my back! When he got between my legs, I raised them up and hung them over his shoulders. A second later, I felt his cock slide into my still-slippery ass hole! Then he began pounding away once more! I held my camera off to the right and snapped this pic as I jerked back and forth under his power fucking!

When he sat upright for a few seconds, I held my camera near his chest and snapped off this pic. Then he leaned down on top of me again and continued fucking away in my ass hole. I was talking dirty to him, urging him to, "Fuck me, baby. I love your cock! Cum in my ass, man!" Fucked me hard, yes. Came in my ass, no.

Above: I am still on my back but he's laying cross-wise to me, on his side. He's still working his hard cock in and out of my ass. I never get enough cock. Some characters I've met have described me as "too needy." Yes, I admit to needing a lot of sex. Yes, I need my partner to be horny enough to provide it. If he doesn't have the needed free time or needed sex drive, then I get described by him as "needy." Fucking morons! LOL

Then MI pulled out, stripped off the condom and laid down on his back. He was breathing very hard. He waved his cock at me, so I got between his legs again. I took another hit from the popper bottle and my imagination took off into a fantasy.... Suddenly I was back in the midst of my favorite sexual fantasy. I was in my mid-teens, in my bedroom. A tall, 30-ish married man from the neighborhood was fucking my mouth as I knelt before him. His hands were on my head. My Mom was watching through the open door....

Above: MI pushes his cock into my lips and face! Then, my fantasy turned to a job interview with some man in his office. He read me as either bi or gay. I could feel his laser-like eyes probing around in my brain, reading my most intimate thoughts. He decided to go for it. "Of course, you will be expected to suck dick and give up that ass to your boss whenever he wants it," the interview guy said. I lowered my head and said softly: "OK." I got the job.

Above: MI feeding me his hard cock! And on the first day at that job, I had to suck off my boss and he also fucked me! Bareback fuck, of course. :) Back to reality: I sucked MI for a very long time. I was trying to get him to cum, modulating my technique in several ways, depending on how he was responding to me. I lost track of time altogether. My sole focus was on his cock and getting it to explode in my mouth!

Finally, at long last, he groaned out loud and I felt his first spurt hit the back of my mouth! I lightened up on the pressure and suction, being aware how immensely sensitive a cumming cock can be. At this moment, all I wanted to do was empty his balls as completely as possible! I lightly sucked and stroked and licked the underside of his cock head as he was pumping his load! I opened my mouth and let the cum flow out, just to take a couple cool pics.

As you can see, he must have been really horny! He pumped and pumped! At this point, his cock was deflating while my hand and arm were a sticky, gooey mess. A moment later, I was wiping him, me and the bedspread clean with the moist wash cloth I keep nearby. I looked at the clock. It was after 10:30pm.

"I got to go," he said. Soon, we were dressed. He gathered up his stuff and I patted him on the back as he walked out my front door. I watched him as he made his way out to the street and got into his red truck. A moment later, he pulled away from the curb and headed back toward the mountainous boondocks outside of Los Angeles. He'll sleep well tonight, I thought as I shut the door.

Photo Essay: Dirty & Horny "MI" Comes By For a Shower, a Blowjob, Fucks My Ass & Another Blowjob As I Suck Him Off, on Tuesday 11/22/11!!!

2011-11-26T23:23:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011.

I had emailed "MI" a couple days ago about coming over for a shower and a fuck, but it wasn't until today that he responded. He would be in my area this evening, he said, and would like to drop in about 9pm. I told him that would be excellent so I made my usual preparations.

This is a photo essay, meaning the story is told in pic captions. All pics are real and those in the body text are in the correct sequence. All pics have been edited to change or remove identifying details such as jewelry, tattoos, birthmarks, scars, etc. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred. I snapped 34 pics and used 21 of them here. And no, my hair really doesn't look like that. LOL

When he arrived, we hung out for a while watching TV, then he went into a bathroom to shower. I opened a couple nearby windows and started a fan. This is because a hardwired smoke detector located in the hall right outside that bathroom door gets set off by shower steam. But tonight we caught a break. Tonight there would be no ear-piercing awful screech from that thing. When he was done, we went into my bedroom and I got between his legs and took his cock in my mouth. And I began to suck it!

While I worked on his cock, he started his laptop and looked for a porno movie to play. Apparently he downloads these and stores them on his hard drive. Speaking of hard drives, I soon had his cock hard. As you can see in the pic above, I was using the tongue-press technique. On the in-stroke, I use my tongue to press his cock to the roof of my mouth, behind my front teeth.

In the above pic, he rocked to his left; his right hip was off the bed. I stayed with him, keeping his cock in my mouth. A few times during tonight's session, we both took hits from my popper bottle. My imagination began to run away and soon I was back in my favorite gay fantasy. I'm in my middle teens, still living at home with my mom. Lots of neighbor boys -- and several married men -- get head from me or fuck me.

Mmmmm, sideways slurping! In tonight's fantasy, a married guy who lives down the street came over as darkness was falling. My mom greeted him at the door and called for me, then we went into my bedroom. I left the bedroom door open so mom could watch. I knelt on the floor as he pushed down his jeans and underwear. Then I took his cock in my mouth! His hands grasped my head. My hands gripped his butt cheeks as he slowly mouth-fucked me!

Above, the pussy-mouth technique. Get his shaft good and wet, cover your teeth with your lips and up and down! Back to the fantasy: He reached over my back, under my briefs and began playing with my ass. A moment later, he had me turned around on the bed on all fours. He squeezed out some K-Y jelly and smeared it on his dick, then he aimed it at my ass hole and pushed it in! I groaned as he began fucking me doggie style with his hands on my hips!

Back in real life, "MI" said he was ready to fuck. He reached for a condom on the headboard as I applied lube to my butt hole. "Which position?" I asked. He told me to lay on my side. That meant the spoons position. I laid down facing away from him. A moment later, I felt his hard cock at my ass, then he shoved it into me! Just like in my teen fantasy, I groaned.

I was staring at his laptop screen. Above is what was playing at the moment. I turned off my flash and snapped this pic while I was getting fucked from behind. I set down the camera and rubbed his leg, behind me. Hairy is masculine, smooth is feminine. I ran my fingers over his hairy thigh while his cock was stuffed in my smooth body!

I raised one leg so the camera could see him behind me then snapped the pic above. My Craigslist ads are largely ineffective any more. Virtually all responses are from guys I won't see. such as fat dudes, too-far-away dudes, dudes who just want it once, dudes who were no-shows in the past and dudes who lied to me.

Then, of course, is one guy who told me he's HIV negative only to tell me later he's HIV positive but supposedly "undetectable." He keeps hitting on me and all his emails get flagged because of that. And then there are a couple guys I used to see that I told to get tested who have so far refused to do so. To me, that's just idiotic.

Fortunately, MI is still visiting me relatively often after more than three years. Above: In the spoons position, my leg raised high up. But MI isn't looking for a boyfriend, he just wants the sex and I am happy to provide that for him. But my attention has turned to finding a girlfriend or a boyfriend. One girl I've been crazy about for years doesn't want me, which has been a cause of sorrow for me. I do what I can to keep her out of my mind....

Above, still in the spoons position. I held the camera high overhead and snapped this pic. I have been on four dates with one man so far. I like him a lot but I would really like him to suck my dick but he refuses. Plus, he's got five inches of dick. I'm around six and a half to seven thick inches. He's the top, he should have my dick and I should have his. Maybe we'll consult with a urologist about a swap. ;-)

Above, front view, spoons fucking! Back to dating. I've been on dates with several men. Usually the first date is to a coffee shop or restaurant so we can talk. Most of the responses I get go nowhere. There's the initial surge of interest they they go quiet. I'm still looking and I'm still not sure where this will go, if anywhere.

Above, feet intertwined as I get ass fucked! One thing is for sure, if I end up in a LTR with a guy (or a girl), this blog will end. It's simple math, my friends. I would get more sex with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, at this point in my life, than I get from trolling hook-up sites. Craigslist personals, for instance, are mostly populated by cretins, fakes and morons.

Above, MI pulled out and I asked him to fuck me in this position. He pushed his still-hard cock back into my ass and resumed screwing me!

Craigslist's flagging system sucks beyond belief, as well. Advertisers are victimized everywhere by self-appointed and self-important "community censors" that delete ads for no better reason than they just don't like your ad, personally don't like you, or they want to do away with competitors. There is one benefit to being an abusive flagger: Flagging down ads makes them feel big and important! LOL

Above: Fuck me, daddy!

Recently, I sent a FedEx letter to Jim Buckmaster, Craigslist's CEO. I pointed out the weaknesses of their current flagging system and some examples of mindless abuse. I recommended that they develop a way to allow the "community" to score flaggers in order to minimize abuse and also recommended that a person must have a Craigslist account in order to flag someone else's ad. Example: If a chronic flagger is himself flagged for abusive behavior, his flag attempts no longer work. This can be done. All they need is the will.

Above, I thought this is a pretty cool pic. Two cocksuckers, me and some chick. Only at the moment I'm sucking and licking MI's balls instead.

I think eventually Craigslist will need to change its out-of-control flagging system. The company claims that only 2% of ads are wrongly flagged. That number has to be way off. Anyone who believes that nonsense is living a fantasy. Not changing its flagging system makes Craigslist vulnerable. Do a Google search for "craigslist flagging" and read the endless agonized complaints.

He rolled over and stripped off the condom. I got back between his legs and began sucking him again! I had him super hard in this photo. LOL

One of the things Steve Jobs prophetically said was that any product you make will be rendered obsolete at some point. The choice you have is to render your own product obsolete by making its successor, or to sit on your lazy ass and let someone else make it obsolete for you, at which point you have to play catch-up or you become irrelevant.

In the pic above, he's feeding it to me than began jacking it into my mouth. Yum!

In the case of Craigslist, abusive flagging needs to be brought under control. If they don't, then some wily genius will come out of left field, present a much better classified ad system with flagging abuse control built in, and Craigslist will suddenly be in a very disadvantageous position. Craigslist users, sick of the bullshit they have to deal with all the time, will abandon them for something better.

I think this is a nice close-up. I love sucking a man's cock, making him feel good and getting him to blow his load!

In the search engine business, Google keeps its position by constantly making improvements. It won its dominant position by doing better what other search engines did not see fit to do many years ago. Who remembers Lycos, Alta Vista, Excite and Direct Hit? Jobs said: If you don't make yourself obsolete, someone else will do it for you. He's correct.

Above, I love this one. I think it's a really sexy pic, my favorite of this bunch.

Another example: You've seen the ads for Dyson vacuums on TV. Inventor James Dyson is said to have approached Hoover with his new-technology vacuum. Hoover reportedly said no thanks, because adopting his technology would mean they could no longer sell vacuum bags. And now Hoover has to compete with Dyson and has lost market share. Way to go, geniuses! LOL

Above, the nose missile! I then wiped it back and forth across my face and extended my tongue down the shaft for long, sexy licks! Then I resumed sucking slowly and deeply, just the way MI likes. Slow and deep, and then he rolled his head from side to side and moaned....

(End of business lesson. There will be a quiz on Monday.)

...And then BOOM! MI groaned sharply and bucked upwards a couple times as I felt his first shot of cum hit the roof of my mouth! I kept my lips pressed to his cock shaft as he pumped his load into my mouth! When he was finished, I pressed the shutter button on my camera, aimed the orange rangefinder light at his cock, opened my mouth to let some cum pour out, and flash!

I swallowed the rest of his load, licked him clean then gently wiped him dry with the towel I had placed on the bed. A few minutes later, we were both dressed. He slid his laptop back into its carrying case and a moment later he was out the front door and walking toward his truck. Call me again soon!

Photo Essay: "MI" Drops In For a Shower, Screws My Face, Fucks My Ass & Then Blows His Big Load In My Mouth, on Friday 11/4/11!!!

2011-11-06T11:27:00.001-08:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Friday, November 4th, 2011.

My plans for Friday night fell through and I was wondering whether to go out by myself when I got an email from "MI." He said he would be in the area and wondered if he could drop by for a shower around 9pm. I told him that would be great and I'd see him then.

This blog post will be a photo essay, meaning the story will be told in pic captions. All pics are real and those within the body text appear in the correct sequence. All identifying details such as tattoos, scars, jewelry and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop, and all smooth-skin areas have been blurred. We snapped 42 pics and used 27 of them here.

He arrived on time, took that shower then showed up in my bedroom. I was already naked. He stood up on the bed with his cock dangling in my direction. I got on my knees and took it in my mouth. The popper bottle was nearby, so I took a hit then snapped the above pic. My dick got soooo hard!

Then I snapped this one from under his ass. I know the camera is aimed right when the orange rangefinder light dazzles my eyes, then comes the big flash! And no, my hair really doesn't look like that. LOL! Last visit, he had left his rubber cock ring behind. He asked for it and I took it out of my dresser. Then he put it on.

Soon, he laid down on his back. I got between his legs and resumed giving him a hot, wet blowjob. He took a hit from the popper bottle then stuck it under my nose. I inhaled, his cock in my mouth while at the same time snapping this pic.

He rolled to his left and I stayed with him. When you suck cock, do you use your tongue like this? If not, try it, see what your man thinks of that technique.

He began dick-whipping me, slapping his hard cock against my mouth, nose, cheeks, then rubbing it from side to side, spreading my saliva all over my face. Then he stuffed it back in my mouth!

He took his cock in hand and began stroking it, leaving his balls exposed. This was his way of saying: Suck my balls, bitch. So I did....

While I slurped on his balls and then on his cock again, he got a porno playing on his laptop computer. I turned off the flash and got this pic from the movie.

He had gotten hard quickly and I was working with determination to keep him rigid and eager to cum. He asked for a condom and I passed one to him. Then I added more slippery stuff to my pre-lubed ass hole.

He turned onto his side, facing the computer, so I got on my side in front of him then backed up against him. I felt his hand-guided cock slide into my slick ass hole then he began fucking me! I raised one leg, held the camera down by my knees and snapped off the above pic.

At one point when I was still on my side, MI got behind me, on his knees then shoved his cock back into my ass! He fucked me in this position for a few minutes as I begged him to hit it hard. "I love it when you fuck me," I told him in total honesty.

He picked up the camera, paused for a moment, snapped this pic, tossed the camera aside and resumed plowing my butt with his rod!

I was laying on my side getting a good, hard ride. I turned off the flash, and while being jerked back and forth by MI, I snapped this pic of the movie on his laptop. Motion blurred image, but who cares?

I held the camera over us and got the pic above. I'm getting hard again just recounting this true story. It's important to me that a man enjoys fucking my face or ass. I always try to deliver the best ride possible.

Here, I held the camera in front and lifted my right leg so you can see MI behind me. His cock was pounding my ass hard at this moment!

He pulled out, tossed the condom then stood at the side of the bed. I got in front and took his cock in my mouth. He put one foot up on the bed then I held the camera off to my left and snapped the pic above.

Here, he was turned to his right from the prior position. This was the last pic I took until near the end. MI snapped many from different angles as he fed me his hard cock.

Above: I'm laying on my back, my head at the edge of the bed, as MI drills downward into my mouth!

This is the same position as the preceding pic, only snapped from his front.

Here, he's teasing me. He just held his cock in this position for a moment. He waited until I slipped my tongue out then he snapped the pic. Evidently he wanted the tongue. LOL

With one leg on the bed, he face fucks me, in and out. I was moaning for real. :)

Then he wanted me to lick and suck his balls again. Which I was happy to do, of course.

On my back still, my head at the edge of the bed. MI sits down on my chest and feeds me his hard cock.

Same position only now I'm licking the shaft as his cock head rests against my nose and on my (shut) eye.

Stuffing my mouth with cock. He's still sitting on my chest as he mouth fucks me!

He snapped several pics trying to get a nice shot of me sucking him while I was stroking my own dick. The pic above is the best of the bunch.

He wanted to cum, so MI laid down on his back. I got between his legs. Above, I have got him as hard as he can get!

After a few minutes of slow, deep cock sucking, I heard him groan and saw his head snap from side to side. Seconds later, I felt his first salty squirt, followed by many others. I opened my mouth and snapped this pic, then swallowed the rest! For a couple minutes after, I lightly teased his hyper-sensitive cock with my tongue and lips then finally cleaned him up with the damp wash cloth nearby.

We hung out for a while, watched some TV, then he said he had to go. And with that, laptop tucked away in its carrying case, he walked out toward the street to his red pickup truck...and was gone! Call me again soon!

"RO" Drops By For a Blowjob, I Fuck Him, He Cums In My Mouth, on Monday, 10/31/11!!!

2011-11-01T18:07:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on October 31st, 2011.

"RO" first contacted me a couple weeks ago. "I would really like to find a regular thing," he said. "I had one with a married guy for a few years but he moved away. I am divorced, have a girlfriend and kids. I am non-scene, d/d free, in-shape/fit, 5'10", 170 lbs." We exchanged a few more emails and pics and tried to set up something for the following week but I had to cancel.

But he called me today and said he wanted to drop by after work. We agreed upon 9pm and he said he would call to confirm before coming over. I hadn't discussed any pic-taking with him, so the pics in this story are with other men. But nevertheless, I put my camera on the headboard in case the opportunity came up. I also put out the lube, condoms, poppers, and on the bed went a towel and damp wash cloth.

He arrived on time and declined the bottle of cold water. We went into my bedroom. I was quickly stripped down to my black bikini briefs and laid down on my stomach as I waited for him to undress. When he was nude, he walked up to me in the dim candlelight. He presented his cock to me and I began sucking. His average-size cut cock quickly got hard. I cupped his balls with one hand as I sucked him.

RO reached down and began rubbing his palm across my left nipple. I gave off a soft moan, then he had both hands going on my nips. I sat up to give him easy access, and chucked my underwear. My hard dick was pointing at his.

He played with my smooth chest for a moment then I got back down to resume my blowjob. On the phone earlier, he told me he wanted to fuck me, then he added he might want me to fuck him. Well, I was definitely in need of being fucked. I laid back flat on the bed and gestured to him to come to me.

I expected him to get into position to fuck me, but instead he straddled my chest and fed me his cock! I licked my lips to get them wet again and then he pushed it back into my mouth. He moved back and forth to fuck my face. My dick was totally rigid. He reached around and began stroking it while I sucked his. Then he spat into one hand and began jacking my dick.

Suddenly, he positioned his butt above my dick and began pressing down. "Wait," I said. I reached for a condom and handed it to him. He ripped the package, positioned it on me and rolled it down. Then he spat again, used that for lube, and seconds later I was buried in his hairy ass! His breathing quickened as he moved forward and back, then up and down. Oh, I was loving this! I rubbed his furry chest as he fucked himself on my hard dick. At a couple of points, I began fucking upward into him, too.

"You're like me," I said. "You like a dick up your ass." He agreed with a moan and a nod of his head. My dick was loving fucking his ass hole! After several minutes of my rod plunging in and out of his butt, he lifted up and straddled my chest once again.

I licked my lips again, took his still-hard cock back in my mouth and resumed sucking. He slowly fucked my face then a couple of minutes later I felt the salty taste of his cum. Then I heard him softly groan then spurt after spurt filled my mouth. I swallowed his load and he pulled away after a moment.

"Sorry about that," he said, for cumming in my mouth and not fucking me. I told him that's quite all right, that I fully enjoyed sucking him off. Then he got up to visit the bathroom while I wiped my face with the wash cloth.

When he returned, I told him I'm usually available 11am to 11pm and to call when he wants to visit again. Moments later, we were both dressed. I bade him goodbye as he walked out the front door toward his car on my dark street. Call me soon!

"KO" Gets a Blowjob, Fucks My Ass Hole Then Cums In My Mouth, on Thursday, 10/27/11!!!

2011-10-31T16:27:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Thursday, October 27th, 2011.

"KO" wrote to me yesterday. He sent a face pic and requested mine, then in a second email he said: "Very tall, 210, 8" cut, masculine, muscular, sane, serious, clean, ddf, rock hard for long time with huge loads. It would be good to have a dependable bitch buddy to fuck." Wowie! Impressive. He included a dick pic snapped from above. Big hard cock!

I asked him why he wants a steady fuck bud. He said: "It would be nice to have a steady sex partner that will empty my balls on a regular basis. Somebody dependable, safe, who knows and does what I like." I also asked for his location. He has a long way to drive and gave his age as mid-40s. I decided to give him a shot although I told him nobody drives that distance for sex more than twice.

While he and I were emailing back and forth, I got one from a guy who had contacted me in the past, who had told me he's HIV negative and loves to top men bareback. In this new email (he didn't know it was me he was writing to), he described himself as HIV positive but "undetectable" for the virus. I had declined him in the past and this time I did not respond at all.

See, this is why you don't bareback with someone you don't know or know very well. I wonder what kind of expression was on his face when he found out he had contracted the AIDS virus.

This morning, KO called me. He would be in the Valley for a business meeting and would like to see me afterward. We agreed on a 5pm arrival time. When the time drew near, I made the bed, put lube and a regular-size and Magnum condom on the headboard, then poppers, my camera, a towel and damp wash cloth on the bed. I took a dump, cleaned up my crotch, gargled, shut the light-blocking drapes and lit the candles.

Then there was the knock at the door. He was on time. Wowie! This guy was a lot taller than me, and it turns out he's of Eastern European ethnicity. He accepted my offer of a cold bottled water then we went into my bedroom. I was very much looking forward to taking all eight inches of his cock into my throat! I quickly got naked and laid on the bed and waited as he slowly and carefully got undressed.

He approached the end of the bed. I couldn't suck him while laying down, his cock was too far above me so I got up on my knees. He was semi-hard when I took it into my mouth. It was thick and had a nice downward curve to it which is perfect for deep throating in this position. He quickly got hard but I quickly realized something. Two inches were missing. This guy's eight-inch cock was a solid six. Sheesh...where do these guys measure from?

There's an old joke women tell. Do you know why women are such bad parkers? Because they were told that "this distance" (holding her hands six inches apart) is eight inches. Shame on us male liars!

I turned on my camera and held it off to the right. I pressed the shutter button and the orange rangefinder light came on. I aimed it at his cock. A second later: Flash! I turned the camera and showed it to him. He put one hand on the back of my head and fucked my mouth. I gagged since the head of his cock went only to my gag reflex point then withdrew. Longer would be better, even shorter would be better.

He pushed me gently backward, took my shaved dick in his hand and slowly stroked me. I snapped another pic. He released my dick and I resumed my blowjob. I held the camera between his legs and aimed it up at his cock and balls. Flash! I set the camera aside and focused on giving him an excellent cocksucking.

Then I laid on my back and patted the bed, inviting him to join me. We quickly ended up in a 69 position while laying on our sides. I snapped another pic from above. All these pics are real and those in the body text are in the correct sequence. Identifying details such as jewelry, scars, birthmarks and tattoos have been removed in Photoshop and smooth-skin areas have been blurred. I snapped seven pics and used them all in this post.

"I want to make you crazy," I said as I got between his legs. I've been with many thousands of men and this is the first guy who refused to spread his legs apart as I tried to get between them. What's up with that? I ended up partly between his legs and partly on top of them as I took his cock back in my mouth. I sucked him for a while then asked if he wanted to fuck me. Yes, he said.

I handed him a regular-size condom and smeared lube on and in my ass hole. "How do you want me?" He said to move to the end of the bed and get on my back. He stood at the end, towering over me. Then he braced his knees at the edge of the mattress and sank his cock into my slick butt! I sighed deeply as he penetrated me! Then he began a steady fucking pace. I held the camera off to my left and snapped a pic. I rubbed his furry chest as he pounded me!

He fucked me hard for a few minutes, then pulled out, removed the condom and stood once again at the end of the bed. I took his hard cock in my mouth once more. I snapped a pic from the side. He fucked my face for a moment then slowed way down. He made deep and slow strokes, in and out, filling then emptying my mouth of cock. With the head still in my mouth, he stroked his shaft for a moment then stuffed it back in me. He moaned softly and I felt my mouth fill with hot cum!

It was a big load for sure. I put the camera between his legs again, aimed it up, pressed the shutter button and opened my mouth a little so some cum would flow out! Flash! Cum is dripping from my face! I swallowed the rest then he went into my bathroom to clean up. I wiped my face and ass with the damp wash cloth and got dressed. When he came back, I showed him the pics and asked if he wanted me to send him edited copies. "If you want to, OK," he replied.

Soon we were at the front door and I invited him to call me again soon. When I finished editing the pics, I sent them to him. He did not reply. I wonder if I'll see him again. Eh, probably not. As a guy said to Jack Nicholson in an old movie, "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Yeah, forget it, dude. It's Craigslist.

Photo Essay: "MI" Emails Me, Says He Needs a Shower, a Blowjob & a Nice Ass To Fuck & Blow His Load In! I Said Yes, on Tuesday, 10/25/11!!!

2011-10-28T18:44:00.001-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Tuesday, October 25th, 2011.

Long-time fuck buddy "MI" emailed this morning to say he would be running some errands in my neighborhood. He wondered if he could swing by for a shower and a blowjob. I told him that would be fine. We agreed that he would arrive at 9pm.

I took a dump and pre-lubed my ass then put the camera, poppers, a towel and damp wash cloth on the bed. Then I put lube and a couple of condoms on the headboard. When the arrival time approached, I lit the candles. He showed up on time and hit the shower. I got naked in the meantime.

Soon, he came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist and laid down on his back on my bed. "Oh, go get my laptop, will you?" he asked. A minute later it was on the bed next to him. He hit some keys as I got between his legs and began sucking his cock!

This is a photo essay, meaning the story will be told in pic captions. All pics are real and those in the body text appear in the correct sequence. Identifying details such as tattoos, scars, birthmarks and jewelry have been removed in Photoshop and smooth-skin areas have been blurred. We snapped 55 pics and I uploaded 23 of them here.

MI was watching his laptop show as I sucked his cock. We both took a hit from the popper bottle. I have been giving MI my mouth and butt for over three years now.

Above: Slurrp! Dick is good! Have you sucked off a man lately? If not, just go up to the first guy you see and say: "Can I give you a blowjob?" :)

I glanced at his laptop and was surprised to see a slide show of pics we had taken of us in action. I send him copies of everything we shoot. Above is a pic snapped during a wilderness excursion we were on one day. He's leaning against a boulder while I suck him! He usually watches a porno movie.

He snapped this pic from my left side. I'm in silhouette sucking his cock as I'm shown giving him a blowjob from some earlier encounter. He has many hundreds of pics of us in action.

Here, he's feeding me his cock and jacking it at the same time. I love using my lips, tongue, teeth and hands to drive a man crazy with lust!

I went down on him all the way! His cock head will reach my throat and go in a little bit. Then he wanted me to get on my back.

When I turned over, he got astride of me and pushed his cock through my wet lips. I snapped this and the next one then he took several pics.

In the one above, his cock flops on my face as I suck his balls. I think around this time he had switched over to a porno movie to watch.

"Can you get a pic of both of our dicks?" I asked. He grabbed the camera and did exactly that. He has a good eye for artistic composition.

He slid it sideways through my lips, sort of mouth fucking me. His balls slapped my cheek. :)

Here, he's sitting on top of me with his cock bent downward into my mouth!

I had been stroking my dick for a while. I wanted to get a pic of that but I was shooting blind. I had to guess where to aim since MI was blocking my view. I snapped three pics, two of them missed.

Here, we're laying on our sides. His really hard cock is still in my mouth and mine is in my hand.

In this pic, he began playing footsie with my dick. He began mouth fucking me some as we lay on our sides.

"Wanna fuck?" I asked. He said yes. I handed him a condom and added a little more lube to my butt hole. "How do you want me?" On top, he said.

So I got on top, slowly sat down on his cock then and bounced up and down and forward and back. In the above pic, I was twisted around to snap this pic from behind me.

Another pic of us fucking in the me-on-top position while he strokes my dick. Mmmm that felt good! I love being fucked. I am such a slut. LOL

"Turn over, away from me," he said. I rolled into position and raised a leg. Seconds later, I felt his cock slipping once again into my slick ass hole!

A front view pic of us fucking in the spoons position. He was really slamming it into me! It felt great. I need a lot more fucking than I get. Unfortunately.

I held my camera up high and got this pic of us fucking, still in the spoons position.

He pulled out of me, removed the condom and said he wanted head again. I leaned over one leg to begin a nice, wet blowjob when I snapped the above pic from between his legs. "Slow and deep," he said. "Slow and deep." I did exactly that, and took another hit from the popper bottle.

Several minutes later, after numerous groans and moans of pleasure, he seized up and I felt him blowing his load in my mouth! When he was done cumming, soft, I opened my mouth and let his load slide down his shaft. I snapped two pics of that, the one above is the best.

We relaxed for a while then got dressed. It was at that point I noticed he had brought along his own camera but he didn't use it. He thanked me for the shower and fun in bed. I asked him to drive carefully...and then he was gone into the night!

Photo Essay: "MI" Takes Me Into a Canyon, I Give Him a Wet Blowjob, He Gets Eaten Alive By Bugs Then Fucks Me At His House, on Sunday, 10/9/11!!!

2011-10-10T19:32:00.001-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Sunday, October 9th, 2011.

"MI" sent me a message on Saturday to the effect he had to hike up the mountain behind the property he lives on. Something to do with the water supply for his place and others down below. He wanted to know if I'd like to go along and bring lube, a condom, etc. Unfortunately, I had other plans. "How about Sunday?" I asked.

And Sunday it was. He sent me a text and invited me to show up at 3pm. I told him that would be fine, only I would need to leave for home no later than 5:30. I put two condoms, lube, poppers, my camera, two spare AA batteries, a water bottle and a couple paper towels in a bag, grabbed my keys and hit the freeway.

This is a photo essay. The story will be told in photo captions. All pics are real but all identifying details such as tattoos, scars, birthmarks and jewelry get removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed. Smooth-skin areas get blurred. I snapped 30 pics and used 18 of them. All pics within the body text appear in the correct sequence.

Above, we enter a shaded canyon up on the mountain. Really pretty place!

At one point, he told me to stop and wait by this big rock and tree and that he would be back. He was holding a metal pole with a loop of some kind at one end. He said it was to lasso rattlesnakes. Cougars are in this area now and then. I asked if it would work on a big cat. I knew it was way too flimsy to corral a mountain lion. He replied it might work on a house cat. LOL! Above, looking down the canyon, the way we came in.

This is a view of the canyon wall to the east. I carried my fabric tote bag with me from his pickup. I think he planned to push me up against this boulder (partly seen in first photo) and fuck me from behind. I seldom get into the boondocks like this. I asked him to alert me for the present of "...Poison oak, poison ivy, or whatever that shit is." He said that can be found farther up the mountain but not at our level. Then he told me he found out the hard way. He caught a case of that -- twice!

Shadows are lengthening in the late afternoon. A tree is silhouetted against the sky. I saw several spiders scamper by as I waited for him to return. Gnats kept getting in my face, I had to brush them off several times. I was getting eager to get his cock in my mouth. Finally I heard a sound and looked up-canyon. "I found some fresh tracks, at least one hiker, came by today but I did not see him up on top. Let's not get all the way undressed in case he comes down." I said OK to that.

MI spread a cloth on the ground between his legs, he dropped his pants and leaned back onto this large boulder. There is very little flat ground here. Everything is on an angle and it's easy to lose your balance. I got down on my knees before him and took his cock in my mouth! And no, my hair does not look like that! I handed him the popper bottle. He took a hit then passed it back to me; I took my turn with my nostril on top of the bottle. And I began snapping pics of us!

This is a pretty cool pic, above. I really like the silhouette effect. Mostly, I used the tongue-press blowjob technique. The how-to of that is mentioned in earlier blog posts. I love sucking cock so much! For the last several weeks, not a night has gone by that I didn't have a dream about sucking off a man's cock or him shoving it up my ass hole and fucking me good and hard! Truth!

In the pic above, you see part of the tongue-press technique. On the in-stroke, I lift the cockhead with my tongue to the roof of my mouth then form a wet seal around his shaft with my lips. In this pic, my teeth are touching his head but everything is very wet. There's no discomfort at all. In fact, you can use your teeth to provide a lot of stimulation, but be gentle and make sure his cock is sopping wet when you do that. :)

A few times, I slammed my head all the way down on his cock! Above is a pic of deep throat. I got the head of his cock into my throat and then moved my head slowly back and forth to give him a throat-fucking sensation! MI began complaining about the gnats. He said they were biting him. I wasn't getting bitten but I was constantly brushing them away from my face.

Above, one more pic snapped from under his ass. I'm so turned on from these pics and from writing this story. I wish a man would call me for a blowjob right now! I have been building a new crew of (supposedly) horny men to take to bed. Got an email from one of them a half hour ago. Age 34, Hispanic, six feet, 195 lbs., 7.5" uncut, tats, shaved head. Says he looks like a bad boy and needs a regular hookup. My guess he really is a bad boy. Hope he calls soon.

MI pulled his cock out of my mouth and began slapping my face with it. He bounced it on my nose, lips, tongue and cheek, then he wetly wiped it back and forth across my face. He knows I'm his slut. I have been taking care of his sexual needs for over three years. When he wants head or to fuck, he knows all he has to do is call or text me and I will do my level best to meet with him and get him to cum in me! Do you have a slut like me you can call whenever you want sex?

He stood up, put both hands on the back of my head and began fucking my face! His cock head hit the back of my mouth, then he would almost pull it out. At this point I would gasp for air, then he would shove it deep once more! I love being a cocksucker and a man's bitch. My special treat is when he reaches climax, either blowing his load in my mouth or in my ass! The truth is, though, I need a lot more cock than I get!

Above: Slurping on his wet cock! That black speck on his shaft? A drowning gnat. MI told me we had to go back to his place because he was being eaten alive by the bugs. We pulled our clothes back on then walked back down the rocky creek bed until we reached open ground. Then we went back to the pickup truck, followed by a long, slow, bumpy ride back to his residence. The sun went down behind the mountains to the west but it was still warm. When we arrived at his place, he turned on a few fans.

Except for his black shirt, we were naked again. He hopped up on his elevated bed. Space here is extremely cramped. I got between his legs and resumed sucking. We passed the popper bottle back and forth. I began reliving my favorite fantasy, being the mid-teenage boy in the neighborhood, sucking off the guys and getting fucked when they wanted to fuck. Other teens took advantage of me as did maybe a third of the married men in the area. My dick got hard at these thoughts. I only wish I had actually done that, way back when. But I didn't....

Whenever I place a new ad on Craigslist, I hear from men with girlfriends or wives. They often say their lady doesn't like to suck cock. Ha! Ladies, if you want to watch me in action, all you have to do is email me and we'll set something up. I will teach you my attitude and technique and I will show you how much fun you can have with your man's penis in your mouth! I'll get the approval of one of my men and you can come over and watch or even join in the fun. (lablowjobboy@gmail.com) Some other men say they just don't get enough sex....

But I think that's probably total bullshit, though. Guys want sex when they want it. If their lady doesn't want it at that moment, then the guy starts thinking about where else he can stick his cock. The problem is, they really aren't all that horny. Basketball and football are higher priorities. When his pals want to hang out, they take priority over sex. In my experience, almost all these "desperately horny" men want it twice a month at the most, but more often once a month, or even less often. They overestimate how much they need sex. And when they start coming around infrequently while giving me "been out of town" or "busy" excuses, I tell them to get lost.

If you want me to find the time for you, then you find the time for me. Otherwise hit the fucking road. Get someone else. I will not bother with you....

"Got a condom?" I reached into my bag and handed one over, then smeared lube on and in my asshole. I got in front of him, standing before the bed and in front of him. "That's it, now bend over," he told me. I spread my legs apart and laid my chest on his bed. I felt his cock head at my ass hole. He moved it around a little bit, perhaps scooping up some lube. Then he mashed against me and his cock popped into my ass! I moaned! I held my camera between my legs, aimed it upward at his cock and snapped off the pic above.

I sighed with every thrust he made into my ass. He was really hard. His hands went to my hips for leverage. He began fucking me with a good, steady rhythm! I felt my sphincter muscle open and nearly close with each stoke. "Yeah, I love your cock! Fuck my ass. I'm your pussy whenever you want. Cum in me!" I babbled almost incoherently as he penetrated me over and over. He began breathing hard and grunting and soon I heard him cry out. He stabbed me with his hard cock a few more times, then stopped. I could feel his cock pulse as he blew his load in me!

The two pics above were snapped before he had his orgasm. He finally pulled out, tossed the condom then laid down on his bed, closed his eyes and rested for a few minutes. I wiped my ass with the paper towels from my bag then began putting stuff back in the bag. Then I got dressed. Shortly, he got up and also got dressed. We talked for a little while and I returned a DVD I had borrowed.

My car was parked near the paved road, several hundred feet away. We got into his pickup and drove to the gate. I waved goodbye, thanked him for the fun time, got in my car, got back on the road and drove home. A half hour after I arrived at my place, I left again. I had a girl date!

A Craigslist M4M Romance Ad Experiment

2011-10-06T21:02:00.000-07:00

Hi guys....

I've lately been going on boy-dates, hoping to find someone to share life with. I think the days of the slut stuff are winding down. I placed the following ad on Craigslist (Misc Romance M4M) a couple days ago. I thought it up late one night and thought it was quite erotic and would get an interesting and perhaps a good response. But apparently no one liked it. It did not (yet) get a single response. LOL! Hey, sometimes you just don't know how stuff will turn out. Here it is:

Headline: I will do this for my lover....

Body text: Let's say we're at a party.

I'm talking with someone when you walk up to me, grab me by the arm and walk me a few steps backward then push me against a wall. I notice a devilish grin on your scruffy face. You're right in front of me, our chests touching. Then you press your lips against mine as you grind your crotch against mine.

I can feel your hardness. With one hand, I move my fingertips along the pronounced bulge in your jeans. Wowie, soooo hard! "Come on!" I whisper to you and grab your hand. I pull you into a bedroom, close the door and stand against the wall again, before you. Your fingers slip down my flat tummy, under my pants, into my bikini briefs. You're leaning against me as your damp lips meet mine. I'm responding with hot, eager breath. My eyes close.

Your fingers explore inside my underwear. I had shaved my body for you last night. There's no hair or stubble. It's perfectly smooth down there. I feel your fingertips between my balls and ass hole. You cup my balls for a moment. My dick is swelling against the heel of your hand. Then with your thumb and three fingers, you begin to pull gently on my hardening dick! Then you make a circle with your index finger and thumb around my shaft and stroke me. My knees are buckling and I'm moaning as you play with me.

Then your hands move to my shoulders and you press downward. I fold up as I go down. I'm on my knees now, against the wall, as I unbuckle your belt, unbutton and unzip your jeans. I quickly tug your clothes down your thighs, lick my lips then immediately swallow your thick, rigid cock! I run my tongue along the underside of the shaft as you begin to fuck my face, my lips squeezing your cock as they protect it from my teeth.

I hear you groan and look up. Your body is angled toward the wall. Your forearms are flat against the wall and your forehead is pressed against your hands as you flex your pelvis to shove your cock in my mouth and down my throat. Suddenly you pull away. "Get undressed," you tell me as you step out of your shoes and kick off your jeans and boxers. I pull a small tube of lubricant from a pocket and squeeze some onto my fingers. I smear it on and in my ass hole.

"Over here, on the bed," you tell me. "Get up on it, hands and knees." You stand behind me, your hard and naked cock ready. My ass is waiting for you. My knees are on the edge of the bed. With one hand you grasp your thick rod and position it against my hole, then you push it into me as I push backward against you! It sinks all the way -- balls deep -- into me on the first stroke! I groan softly as you fill me up!

"Oh god, oh fuck!" we say to each other almost simultaneously. You begin bareback-fucking me. I find a pillow and pull it to me then lower my head onto it as you ravage my ass. You grip my hips for leverage as you relentlessly pound that hard, thick dick into me! You plow my ass for a few minutes then I hear you exclaim, "I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum!" You slam into me several more times then suddenly slow down. I can feel your cock spasm as you shoot your load into my hungry butt!

And then you stop. Your hands caress my thighs and back then work their way under to my chest, belly, dick and balls. I can feel your hot, ragged breath against me. Then you pull out. I'm happy as you pat my cheeks affectionately then go into the adjoining bathroom to clean up. I follow you in and wipe my ass crack with toilet paper then flush it. I step into my briefs then my jeans.

Soon, we are both dressed and return to the party. A few people notice we were missing. Maybe they heard something. A few sly smiles greet us but we don't let on that we did the nasty. I pour a glass of white wine then rejoin a conversation as I feel your wet load drip slowly into my underwear....

Do you want to be my boyfriend? You will find me to be a 6-foot-tall, 190-lb., well-educated, literate, romantic, happy guy, curious about the world with a deep interest in the arts (theater, movies, galleries, museums) and science. I work out five days a week and I am HIV and STD negative by recent test. Please be height-weight proportional and have some serious cuddle skills. :)

Stats? Photo? What are your passions and interests? Thanks for reading.

Photo Essay: "MI" Has Me Come By For a Deep-Throat Blowjob, An Ass Fucking & a Nighttime Power Failure, on Wednesday, 9/28/11!!!

2011-09-29T23:21:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Wednesday, September 28, 2011.

"MI" sent me an email Wednesday evening and invited me to come visit him at his rural location outside of Los Angeles. We agreed on an arrival time of about 9:30. Into my black bag I dropped a water bottle, my camera, two condoms, poppers, lube and a couple of paper towels. Before leaving, I took a dump and cleaned up my crotch, then smeared some lube in and on my ass hole.

This will be a photo essay, meaning the story will be told in pic captions. All pics are real and those in the body text appear in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as jewelry, tattoos, scars and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patters are changed. Smooth-skin areas are blurred.

Oh yes, I did put on white panties before heading out. When I got to his little residence in this wilderness area, I noticed all the lights were out. I pulled up to his place and with bag in hand, I found my way to the front door using a little keyring flashlight. The door was ajar. I went in. Nobody home. I sat down to wait, in the blackness.

Soon, a car pulled up. MI said the power had gone off just as I turned off the main road. He had been out trying to find and fix the problem. He said to get undressed and wait, then he left again. I undressed down to my panties, sat down in a chair and snapped the above pic while I waited. And waited.

He returned maybe 20 minutes later. He had not found the power problem. The room was illuminated by his laptop PC (battery power) and he also lit a candle. He said he would have to deal with the power issue later as he pulled off his shoes, socks, jeans and underwear. He leaned back against his elevated bed and spread his legs apart. I got down in front of him and took his cock in my mouth! He got aroused quickly.

I reached in my bag and found the popper bottle. He took a sniff then held it under my nose. Then I went back to sucking his cock. What could be better than having a man slide his hard cock into your mouth and fuck your mouth like it was a pussy? OK, true, having him shove his hard cock up your ass might even be better! However, lately I have been advertising on Craigslist, hoping to find a man to date. If I find one, this blog will end.

In the above pic, MI is still leaning back onto the bed while standing and I'm still sluttily gobbling his cock! My online nemesis, some asshole flagger, is killing my ads when he discovers them. I assume this is some obese dumbass I refused to have sex with and so he's trying to get back at me. Ordinarily, I would just run one ad on CL per day, which is what they allow. But since this moron kills everything of mine he can identify, I created many more ads that appear to be from other people. If asshole flagger reads this blog, here's a piece of advice: Kill all the ads in the category in which I advertise. That's the only way to be sure you nailed all my ads. That will make him real fucking popular! LOL

Above: I stroked his cock with one hand while I munched on his balls. Pic was snapped from below. Back to the CL flagger asshole: There are various ways to place ads on CL to evade abusive flaggers. I employ some of them against this guy. One particular technique will require him to re-read all the ads in a category repeatedly to finally identify which may be mine. That moron doesn't understand that I can force him to waste all kinds of his time if he's really dedicated to killing my ads.

Then "MI" stood up straight. I continued sucking and sometimes took his cock head into my throat! Back to the asshole flagger: So if you're reading this, you moron, here's a deal. First of all, you cannot stop me. Recognize and accept the truth of that. Now, if you leave my ads alone, I will go back to running just one ad per day. If you continue to flag them down, I will post many ads and I will make you waste a lot of your time trying (unsuccessfully) to keep me out. What's your time worth? Wouldn't you rather be doing something else than chasing me? LOL

In the pic above, MI is leaning against his elevated bed again. I slammed my head all the way down on his cock and his cock head penetrated my throat! Back to asshole flagger: Craigslist's personals are rife with liars, freaks, jerks, morons, assholes, thieves, robbers and people with an IQ under 90. Asshole flagger is in that group, without any question. Is he bright enough to stop his stupid shit? I doubt it. I think he's just an angry clown willing to strike out at anyone he doesn't like. Politically, I think he's a teabag Republicant. LOL

MI finally laid down on his bed -- as best he could in the cramped space of his tiny residence -- then I leaned over one leg and resumed sucking! Asshole flagger again: So yesterday, I sent a letter (paper, envelope, stamp) to the CEO of Craigslist. I pointed out that they require accounts of those who place ads in certain categories. Why not require an account before allowing someone to flag down an ad? Why not write software to track flagging behavior? Why not create a way for people to flag an abusive flagger? I think this will come to pass at some point. It has to. The current system is very flawed and decidedly unfair.

"Do you have a condom?" I have two, I replied. I pulled a condom out of the bag and tossed it to him, while I added some lube to my ass hole. He got down off the bed and told me to spread my legs and lean against the bed. As I did so, my lacy panties went to my lower thighs. He got between my legs and began pushing his cock into my butt! I positioned my camera right on top of the panties and snapped off the above pic!

He is pounding away in my ass from behind in this pic of me bent over his bed. I like it when a man uses my mouth and ass for his pleasure! One guy who answered my "boyfriend" CL ad found this blog when he Googled my email address, read it, then messaged me saying he didn't want someone who's been promiscuous. For god's sakes, why not? What is wrong with having a lot of experience? LOL! Disease isn't an issue, I test twice a year, and the last time was in June. I posted the results in this very blog. I didn't reply to him.

I'm still bent over his bed in the pic above. I mean, if you're a top, don't you want a bottom that isn't going to complain when you fuck him? Don't you want a blowjob from a guy who won't bite your cock? Don't you want a blowjob from a man who has given tens of thousands of them and knows how to be a highly-effective cocksucker? If you want deep throat, don't you want it from a guy who doesn't gag and/or throw up on you? Maybe the man's fantasy is to be the teacher. If that's the case, he needs to find someone new to gay sex. I like having a lot of experience. I know that I will find ways in my considerable repertoire of tools to keep my man entertained!

No, my hair doesn't look like that! MI fucked me for a while but his back began to ache. He pulled his cock out of my butt, removed the condom then hopped back up onto his bed. I got on the bed with him, got between his legs and resumed sucking his hard cock! He put his hand on my head to force me down on his shaft! The force really wasn't necessary but if it makes him feel good, then why not? He lifted his ass off the mattress and began fucking upward into my mouth! I mimicked his rhythm when he pulled his hand away!

I heard MI groan. He lifted his ass up to get in some more deep throat sucks and then he groaned again! His cock was in my mouth when I felt it spasm over and over. I began gentle sucking and stroking of his saliva-coated, slippery cock as his load filled my mouth! When he was finished pumping, I held his cock up by placing my tongue under the head. I snapped one final pic then turned him loose.

At this point, he pulled a curtain aside the glanced around the property. He said he spotted someone walking around in the shadows and told me to dress quickly. I did, despite the near-total blackness. I gathered my things and walked to the car, and then I drove down to the paved road. Seconds later, I was on my way. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that my logo T-shirt was...inside out! Maybe next time the power will be working!

Photo Essay: "MI" Visits For a Hot Shower, An Expert Cocksucking & Then He Fucks My Smooth Ass Spoons Style, on Sunday, 9/25/11!!!

2011-09-25T22:53:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Sunday, September 25th, 2011.

Long-term fuck buddy "MI" sent me a text around 4pm saying that he would be in my area. He asked to come over for a shower and some fun. I said that sounded great and we agreed on an arrival time of 6:30. This is a photo essay, meaning that the story is told in captions, below.

When he arrived, we hung out for a little while, watching TV, then he went into the bathroom and turned on the shower. About 15 minutes later, he was dried off. He wrapped a towel around his waist and put his shirt back on. We went into my bedroom, which was darkened with candles burning.

I got naked and laid down between his legs. I took his half-hard cock in my mouth and began licking and sucking it. Soon, I had him nice and hard. He asked me to snap a couple pics of it alone, which I did. All pics are real and those in the body text are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as scars, tattoos and jewelry, have been removed in Photoshop and smooth-skin areas have been blurred. Standard procedure around here. :)

I had gone shopping and picked up a couple fresh bottles of poppers (about $13 each!) I unscrewed the cap and took a deep sniff, then replaced the cap and handed it to him. Then I went back down on him, enjoying the feeling of his wet cock sliding in and out of my blowjob-giving mouth! I love sucking dick, don't you? I had a date for Gay Nite at Six Flags Magic Mountain in LA on Friday. It was cool seeing so many other male cocksuckers in one place. :)

I took a long lick up the length of his shaft and flicked the tip of my tongue under the head of his cock. Then I began stroking his cock with my fingertips! The fingers stimulated the sides of his cock while the thumbs slid along the slick underside. The underside is a very important place to stimulate, I found out long ago. Meanwhile, I made sure I gave as much pleasure as I could with my lips and tongue! I snapped off several blowjob pics at various points.

MI took another snort from the popper bottle then put it under my nose. I inhaled as my free hand worked the camera. Really good poppers allow my imagination to drift. Suddenly, I was back in my favorite fantasy. I wish now that I had realized I was born to be a cocksucker when I was in my middle teens. In this fantasy, an older boy was with me in our swimming pool. He sat at the edge of the pool and pulled off his trunks. I was still in the water and got between his legs and started sucking his cock!

MI put his hand on top of my head and began fucking upward into my mouth! I pretend it was this kid from decades-ago fantasy. I noticed my Mom at a window watching me suck off this boy. Then that boy decided he wanted to fuck. I got out of the pool and down on all fours on the lawn. Within seconds, his raw cock was plowing my ass and I was moaning in sheer pleasure! Back in this moment, MI put both hands on his cock. I kept on sucking it!

Then he pressed it into my tongue. I snapped another pic. I expected him to dick-whip me but he didn't. He didn't even wipe his sopping-wet cock across my face. But he did end up putting one hand on top of my head and began fucking my face as he pushed me all the way down on his cock! The head reached my throat; my lips were pressed into his hairy, wet crotch! "Suck it, bitch," I heard him say. I mumbled something like, "I love it!" I don't know if he understood me as my mouth was full of cock at the time!

"You got a condom?" I reached for a one which I had earlier placed on the headboard. He ripped it open as I got into position, laying on my left side. I had pre-lubed my ass hole. He rolled onto his side and the head of his hard cock found my hole! I held the camera between my legs and when he began pushing it into me, I snapped the pic above! You will notice my legs and crotch are smooth. In the blog entry below this one, you will see why. I took some pics of me shaving my body last night. Pussy bois should be smooth, don't you agree?

MI was vigorously fucking my ass! I lifted my right leg, held the camera out in front of me and snapped off the above pic. He sure loves my blowjobs and fucking my ass. I am very happy that he does because I sure love sucking his cock and getting fucked by him. Even though we are several miles farther apart than we were a year ago, I try to see him as often as possible. Going to his place is problematical due to his living circumstances, and he is not always able to travel to me. But we do what we can....

I lifted my leg once more, held the camera between my legs and aimed it at my crotch. Flash! The pic above came out nicely. He was slamming into me now, very hard! I was groaning as he fucked me. "Yes, yes! Fuck me! I'm your bitch! Cum in my ass!" One hand went to my hip for leverage as he plowed my ass! I heard his breathing grow ragged as he approached orgasm! He was hitting it fast and hard now, then I heard him gasp and begin to slow down. He gave me several more strokes, stopped for a moment then pulled out!

Wowie! Whatta ride! He was on his back with his eyes closed. I held my camera over his head and snapped a pic of his cock with the cummy condom still on. Then I picked up the damp wash cloth I set on the bed with a towel underneath. I wiped my ass crack clean as he got up to go flush the condom. I blew out the candles and we went back in the living room.

He asked to borrow a DVD, which I handed to him. When he was dressed, I patted him on the back and said I hoped I'd see him again soon. He said that he would be in touch. And then he walked out the sidewalk, got in his car and vanished into the night!

Shaving Cream & a Razor, on Saturday, 9/24/11!!!

2011-09-25T14:04:00.000-07:00

Since nobody has dropped by for a blowjob or to fuck me for a few days, I thought I would upload these pics from Saturday, September 24th, 2011. I had to shave this ancient body anyway, so why not photograph it?

I thought maybe you'd get a kick out of it. Or not. At the moment, I am 60 years old. I eat properly and work out several days a week. No captions for these since the pics are self explanatory. The razor was intended for use by women. I hope you like.

Photo Essay: "MI" Invites Me Over To Suck His Cock & Cum In My Mouth, on Friday, 9/16/11!!!

2011-09-18T18:15:00.001-07:00

This blowjob occurred on Friday, September 16th, 2011.

This will be a photo essay with the story told in the form of pic captions. I emailed "MI" and wondered if he would like to see me today or tonight. He replied that he was busy with things but should be able to see me after 9pm, if I wanted to drive to his rural location. I said I would be happy to do so.

Later on, I got a message that said "Later is better," to I told him to expect me about 9:30. With my kit bag of sex goodies in hand, I took off and made a quick stop at the bank and a 7-11 to pick up a couple cold 24-oz. Bud Clamatos for him.

I arrived on time. We hung out for a while then he went into his tiny bedroom and began getting undressed. I shed my cargo shorts and T-shirt. I was wearing some lacy dark blue panties. He told me to sit in a chair as he put on a porno movie. Then he turned to me and put a foot on the chair, other on the floor, and presented me with his cock to suck! I positioned the camera under his balls and snapped off the above pic.

As usual, all pics are real and have been edited to remove identifying details. Those in the body text are in the correct sequence. And no, my hair really doesn't look like that! Then he backed up a couple feet to lean against his elevated bed. I got on my knees to continue with my wet blowjob. I have been sucking his cock and getting fucked by him for over three years now. I mentioned that to him but he didn't say anything. Maybe he was concerned I was thinking in some kind of romantic terms.

In the pic above, he had braced his feet against something and was now leaning back on his bed at a really steep angle. I kept his cock in my mouth for the entire time. Evidently he had slipped on the cock ring when he first moved to the bed. I was getting relocated at that moment and hadn't noticed.

Then I took hold of his shaft and began licking and sucking on his balls! When I looked up, I saw that his eyes were locked on the porno movie playing behind me. It was an old VHS tape, complete with ads for the nasty 900 numbers you could call, at probably $5 a minute, to talk to some babe. I wondered how many guys really fell for that stupid shit. ("Really, honey, I can explain the 900-number charges. Aunt Sally works for this phone service, see, and I had to talk to her about the family reunion.")

In the above pic, MI is laying on the bed he used to have in the upstairs residence at his former mechanic's shop. Only in this place there is no mirror next to the bed and there is no open space between the ends of the bed and either wall. Really cramped! I got on the bed with him, as best I could, and continued to suck his cock!

Then, as you see in the above pic, he began dick-whipping me! He slapped it against my lips, nose and cheeks then wiped it back and forth. At this point, he got a call he had to take, so we broke off for several minutes. He was soft when he returned, but got up on the bed again and told me to suck. I like being his pussy. Sometimes we go places together. He's a genuinely good man, although he's a rough-looking motherfucker. LOL!

I snapped the above pic as I was getting him hard again. I reached into my sex-goodie bag and found the popper bottle. I unscrewed the cap and took a deep whiff and passed it to him. He took a snort while dialing up the TV sound. Suddenly the room was filled with the cries and whimpers of some girl and the deep grunts of some guy. I couldn't see what they were doing but it sure sounded like fun to me! MI quickly got hard again.

A moment after I snapped the pic above, he put a hand on top of my head and slammed me down hard on his cock! The head was at the opening of my throat! He lifted his ass up off the bed several times, fucking upward into my mouth! Then I heard him groan out loud! He grabbed my ears to stop me while he shot his load into my mouth! He let go, turned his head to the side, closed his eyes and zoned out for a while.

I got dressed and was about to take off when he came to. He walked me to the door, naked. We said goodbye and I walked across maybe 10 or 15 yards of dirt in sheer blackness of the countryside, got in my car and headed home with a pool of his cum in my tummy!

"EZ" Comes By For a Blowjob & To Fuck My Eager Ass, Then "MT" Drops By To Fuck My Mouth Like a Pussy, on Wednesday, 9/14/11!!!

2011-09-15T12:54:00.001-07:00

These blowjobs and one fuck occurred on Wednesday, September 14, 2011.

"EZ" & Me, Fun #1:

I have been running ads on Craigslist again, collecting a new list of men to suck and get fucked by. This became necessary because everyone I had been seeing quit calling, or began calling only rarely. They got dumped. See, the lesson is: You make time for me and I will make time for you. That also means: If you don't make time for me, I also won't make time for you.

Fair is fair, bitchez. If you decide you want to see me once a month, then you find someone who wants to see you only once a month! Simple! I gots no time for guys with little or no sex drive, or little to no time for sex.

"EZ" first contacted me on August 30th: "Hello, just saw ur ad..... Well to tell you the truth I'm not single. I'm a total top, str8, but my lady don't give it up.... I'm just looking to release once or twice a week. Steady is better cuz I don't want to risk any STDs. Let me know." I let him know. I said yes. We tried to hook up twice since then; one time I was away when he called. The other time he got called into work and had to cancel. But today he called me and showed up at 4pm, right on time.

I handed him a cold bottled water and he made a pit stop in the bathroom while I went into the darkened bedroom and got undressed down to my bikini briefs. A moment later he arrived, with his hand on his crotch. I licked my lips. He was standing near the end of the bed. I got before him on my knees. He pushed his khakis and boxers down and I took his half-hard uncut Latino cock into my mouth! He's six feet and 220, muscular, not fat.

He was hard in no time. I snapped a pic from the right side then turned it around so he could see it. I continued to suck him for a while, then I invited him to lay down on my big bed, on his back. EZ got into position then I got between his spread-apart legs. I began using the tongue-press technique at first then changed to the pussy-mouth technique. He laid there very quietly and unresponsive; it was hard to tell what his preferences were.

I just kept at it, combining finger stroking with a variety of sucking techniques, tongue maneuvers and lip pressures to see if I could get him to cum. I snapped another pic of the blowjob in progress. I also attended to his big balls as I gently stroked his cock with my left hand. After several minutes he lifted his head off my pillow. "Wanna fuck?"

"Sure, I said, I'd love to." I put a condom on his chest, kicked off my underwear and added more lube to my pre-lubed ass. He walked around to the end of the bed. "Hands and knees?" I asked. He nodded. I put my knees at the end of the mattress and faced away from him. My ass was all his for the fucking. I felt his cock head at my ass hole and then he pushed it inside of me and began fucking me!

"Yeah, that's it, I love it, fuck me!" I said, urging him on. His fingers gripped my hips and he pulled me back into him as he slammed that seven-inch cock up my slick ass hole! I was loving the ride. I held my camera between my legs, aimed it up and pressed the shutter button. I aimed the orange rangefinder dot as best I could at his cock. Flash! The pic looked cool; I showed it to him as he fucked me!

He fucked me fast then slowed down then pulled almost all the way out and stopped, then pushed back in, pulled back and then rocked from side to side. "Ooooo that's sexy!" I said. Then he shoved it deep into me again and resumed the hard fucking for a few minutes. I was moaning, half out of my mind as I jerked back and forth. And then he slowed way down as he came in my butt, took a few more very slow strokes, then stopped...then pulled out.

I turned around and snapped one final pic of his very cummy condom. He flushed it in the bathroom, then we began getting dressed. "Any time you want more, you just give me a call," I said. EZ said he would do that. We headed to the front door, said goodbye and he was gone. I found the unopened bottle of water on the bedroom dresser and put it back in the fridge. More fun was scheduled to happen this evening with a second new man!

"MT" & Me, Fun #2:

Earlier today, I received this email from "MT," a new playmate: "Hey are you for real? I have a few married ladies who come by my place for oral without reciprocation. But I would love to find a mouth I can visit and fuck regularly. So, are you real?"

Yes, I replied. "How available are you? Like after work this evening on my drive home? That might be somewhere around 7pm. Where are you located? I'm in my 40's, 5'9". I'm educated and professional, clean." I asked several questions, which he answered, and he sent along a nice body pic. Then I sent over my phone number. He called at 6pm to say he would be here at 7.

"I love your blog and the stories you post," he said in one message. How cool is that? The man is a fan. Now he gets to read about our encounter and check out the pics I took.

I checked my bedspread. It was pretty wet in one spot from my encounter with EZ, so I turned the fan on it to help it dry. I put out another condom in case MT decided he wanted to fuck. I took a dump and generally got ready. As the time drew near, I lit the candles once more. The bedspread was still a little damp so I put another bedspread on top of my usual one. When he arrived, I offered him a bottled water, but he declined. He was wearing a business suit.

"It's been a long drive," he said, "Mind if I use the bathroom?" Not at all, I said, pointing it out. When he emerged, he found me with only my gray bikini briefs on, laying on the bed. He undressed down to his socks. "Do you mind if I get on top of you?" MT likes to mouth fuck while straddling his boi, who lays there passively, just sucking. Sure, let's do it, I said. I laid my head on my pillow and he moved up on top of me and inserted his flaccid cock in my mouth!

He was angled upward, his upper body braced against the headboard. He began mouth fucking me! The angle was a little awkward, since he was fucking straight ahead or slightly upward; my mouth was at a down angle, but I did my best to give him a good, wet blowjob while keeping my teeth out of the way.

Soon, he got hard, which made the mouth fucking a little more awkward, since his cock was now hitting the roof of my mouth. I stayed with him as he pumped me. In one of his emails, he said he wanted to screw my face until he came in my mouth and then wanted me to swallow after he pulled out. That's what I was planning to do! I was doing my best to suck him the way he wanted.

I spoke up, such as it was. "I wanna take a picture," I said, the sound garbled with his thick cock at the back of my mouth. What I wanted him to do was to sit up some so I could get a well-composed pic. But he didn't. He just kept on fucking my face. OK, that meant I had to improvise some. I knew my camera was at the end of the bed on the left side. I explored with my left foot, finally hooking it and bringing it within arm's reach.

"No faces, right?" he asked. I said that's right. Not his face, anyway. I held the camera off to my right and aimed the orange rangefinder dot at his cock. Flash! A quick glance showed the pic came out rather well. It looks like he has a belly but that's probably due to the angle and a bent-in back. Then I snapped another pic from the left side.

All the pics are real and those within the body text of this blog post are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as jewelry, scars, birthmarks and tattoos, have been removed in Photoshop. Smooth-skin areas have been blurred. This is standard procedure to protect everyone's identity.

MT continued screwing my face with a steady rhythm. I really ought to try to get a pic of him straddling me, I realized. The problem is, I could not see where I aimed the camera. So I held it behind him with both hands, made sure to keep my fingers away from the flash and aimed it by dead reckoning and snapped the pic. It came out nicely; his ass on my chest! In and out, in and out he went. I kept my lips wet and adjusted my position now and then to give him the best sucking I could.

Soon, he sat upright, more or less. I switched on the camera once more and snapped a pic from the right side of him feeding me his cock with his hand! I had my tongue extended underneath his shaft. Then he returned to the prior position and continued mouth fucking me. Next, he got into a kind of push-up position above me and fucked downward into my mouth. That was hot! I snapped off two pics from the left side, and one of them turned out well.

My dick was semi-hard. I had begun stroking it while I sucked this man. I wanted to get a pic of that, but again I was blind. I could not aim it except by some (hopefully) good guesswork. My dick was in one hand, the camera was in the other. MT's cock was in my mouth and his body blocked my view! LOL ...No big deal. I touched my dick hand with the extended camera lens then backed it away and snapped the pic. It came out well, half surprisingly.

I wondered if I could help him reach orgasm by stroking his cock. I put a couple fingers from each hand on either side of his shaft and began lightly stroking as it moved in and out of my mouth! This seemed to really stimulate him. I heard him moan, then moan again! Then a loud groan. We're getting close!

Suddenly I heard a small orgasmic cry as I felt him shoot his load into my mouth! Spurt after spurt filled me up! Like he wanted me to do, I did not swallow right away. He stayed in my mouth for a little bit, the head of his cock "underwater" in the pool of cum. Then he pulled out. I kept my lips lightly pressed against his shaft as he extracted himself, so that the cum would remain in my mouth.

He rocked backward and moved toward a sitting position atop me. His cock dragged down my chest. I snapped off one more pic. You can see the cum pooled in me. And then I swallowed his load! MT got off of me and sat on the side of the bed, I think to catch his breath. A moment later, he reached for his clothes, which were piled on the carpet.

When we were dressed, I asked him, "Do you have everything?" He said he did and had a nice smile on his face. I invited him to call me again soon, and a moment later he was out the door. This time, his tie draped around his neck but was untied. I went back in the bedroom and wiped my face with the damp wash cloth, then hooked the camera up to my PC and downloaded the pics. I looked at the clock: It was 7:20.

Wanna Fuck Me?

2011-09-13T22:42:00.000-07:00

Anyone in L.A. want to shove his cock in my ass? Be DDF/HWP and be cool with me snapping some fun action pics (your face not shown). I would prefer a regular, ongoing thing. I try to avoid one-time hookups.

Write to me: lablowjobboy@gmail.com

New Guy "AT" Cums Over For a Blowjob, on Sunday, 9/11/11, But His Was No "Tower"!!!

2011-09-12T17:49:00.000-07:00

This blowjob occurred on Sunday, September 11, 2011.

This email arrived yesterday from "AT" from my Craigslist ad: "I'm a 50's year old bi guy, white, very clean, 5'10", 175, 6.5 cut,thick. Real stats not CL stats. I would like to meet someone for conversation and a regular sexual meeting. I really like contact, kissing, passion and looking for the same. I can host. Interested??"

He enclosed a dick pic. I replied with a few questions, which he answered, and then I handed over my phone number. He called me today and we agreed on an arrival time of 4pm. I put my camera on the bed and laid a towel and damp wash cloth on the carpet near the bed. I put the lube, a condom and poppers on the headboard. At 3:50, I closed the drapes and lit the candles. I cleaned my crotch area and pre-lubed my ass.

It had been a while since I've hosted anyone. For about a month, I pulled my CL ads. I simply needed a break from dealing with so many liars, idiots and morons. In the last several days, I've heard from several good men. I put their basic info in a Word file and keep it next to my phone. It includes stats, preferences and "last contact" info. So I have been waiting for phone calls....

At 4 o'clock, he was at the door. He was as represented, which is always nice. I offered him a soft drink or cold bottled water, but he declined. We went into my bedroom. I kicked off my flip-flops and laid down on my bed. I had on only a T-shirt, cargo shorts and my bikini brief underwear. He laid down next to me.

We talked for a few minutes then I leaned over and kissed him on the mouth. He has a brushy mustache and it ticked my upper lip. The kissing was earnest and passionate. Unlike someone else I used to see, he didn't attack my face with a wide-open mouth. My hand roamed over his shirt then I reached down to his crotch and felt his hard cock through the fabric!

It was time to undress. I got off the bed and out of my clothes, as he did the same. Then we laid down in bed again and continued making out. I reached down to his underwear and lightly touched his hard penis. He moaned. I stroked it a little. I realized I wanted to wrap my lips around his cock, so I got between his legs, pulled his briefs away from his cock and went down on him!

Did he say six and a half inches cock size in his email? I wondered to myself. I silently chuckled. This is five inches, maybe! Do guys from Craigslist buy rulers from discount stores where each "inch" is only three-quarters of an inch in reality? If not, then from where in the hell do they begin measuring? Needless to say, I didn't bring up the subject.

I held my camera off to the right and snapped a pic, then I turned the viewfinder to AT to let him check it out. He moaned loudly when I resumed sucking it. I slid my fingertips up and down his shaft while I sucked, but with a five-inch penis, there really wasn't a lot of room to maneuver since I had part of it in my mouth at the same time.

He patted his belly so I got on top of him. I slid my dick alongside his then snapped a pic from above. He wanted me to turn around so he could blow me. I got into a 69 position with me on top. I felt my dick slip deep into his mouth. Mmmmm! He's a good cocksucker, I quickly discovered. While he gobbled me, I went down on him too, and snapped a pic from above and to the right.

All the pics here are real and those within the body text of this blog post are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as scars, birthmarks, jewelry and tattoos, have been removed in Photoshop. Unusual pubic hair patterns get changed and smooth-skin areas get blurred. I snapped eight pics this day and used all of them.

I wanted to get a pic of him blowing me but I didn't want to make him nervous by shooting from behind his head or by doing anything that would show his face, so I dismounted and knelt at his head so he could suck me. I held my camera behind me, aimed the orange rangefinder light at his abdomen and...flash! I got a nice pic of me getting head without showing the detail.

Soon, I got back between his legs and resumed sucking and snapped another pic. When I had him groaning again, I asked if he wanted to fuck me. He asked me to get on top. He gripped his little penis and tried to spear my ass hole with it. "You wanna fuck me?" I am fucking you, he said. Actually, he wasn't. The head was at my hole, not inside. I told him it's time to wrap it up. I laid a condom package on his chest while I added more lube to my butt.

When I turned back to him, he was holding the condom but said he could not roll it on. Something about pain in his hands. "OK, we'll just do oral," I said, tossing the ripped package and the condom on the headboard. I got on top of him again in the 69 position. I snapped off another pic from between his legs as he gobbled some more on my dick and then sucked my balls a lot.

He was responding well to my blowjob but told me to stop several times. I decided to get between his legs so I could focus on getting him off. I sucked and slurped and stroked his short penis as best I could, then suddenly he grabbed it, pulled it away, jerked it hard then pressed the head into my lips. He moaned out loud. I switched on the camera and aimed it.

"Yes, take a picture, take a picture!" he said frantically as he began to spurt cum! I snapped two pics of his orgasm. When he finsished, he just laid there, breathing hard. I wiped my face with the wash cloth then did the same to his crotch, penis and balls. We hung out for a while longer, then I got up and began putting my clothes on. He did the same.

When he was ready, we walked out together. He drives a very impressive car. The old saying that a fast or expensive car compensates for small male endowment might be true in his case. He started the engine, waved and pulled away from the curb as I collected from my mailbox. Later on, he sent me a thank-you note. But I haven't yet decided if I will see him again.

A Visit To See "MI" -- Grocery Shopping, a Chick, Real Chickens, a Blowjob, An Outdoor Ass Fucking, & a Wet Camera, on Monday, 9/5/11!!!

2011-09-06T21:07:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Monday, September 5, 2011.

My long-term fuck buddy "MI" emailed me and said he was horny. He would be unable to travel to me but wondered if I wanted to come to him. I replied yes. He told me he would be at a certain Ralphs supermarket about 8:15pm to do a little food shopping then we could go back to his place in the boondocks. I told him I would meet him there.

I found a plastic grocery bag (one from Ralphs, as a matter of fact) and put into it my camera, a couple fresh batteries, lube, a couple condoms, my poppers, a water bottle and a couple of paper towels. As the time for departure grew near, I took a dump and cleaned up my crotch area. I had shaved my body the night before so I was totally smooth and hairless, except for my head and that little patch right above my dick.

When the time arrived, I got in my car with the bag of goodies and headed out. I arrived at the market some 25 minutes later. I was on time but there was no sight of MI. I checked email on my phone. Turned out he was running late so I just hung out until he pulled into the parking lot. He grabbed a shopping cart and got several items he needed, including a sack of breakfast cereal. First time I had seen it in a bag. I thought it was maybe a 5-lb. bag of dog food.

He got into his red pickup truck and I followed him up, down and through many twisty turns to his rural residence. We pulled in the dirt driveway and drove a few hundred feet more and arrived at his place in a cloud of dust. I grabbed my bag and went inside and sat down on his sofa as he put the groceries away. We just talked for a while.

At one point, a female neighbor dropped by unannounced. I was sitting next to my translucent bag of sex things. She did not notice it. When she turned away, I hid it behind a couch pillow. They are good friends and caught up on some things happening in their rural neighborhood, then she took off. He's not fucking her, he said. Cool, that means I get his cock, not his hot blonde neighbor. :)

The temp this day had been like 105 degrees F., and even though he had fans running in his residence, it was still way hot. The temp outside at that moment was probably 90. In his email, he mentioned he had alternate outdoors places to fuck, places different than that spot on the hill we went to last time, in case it was too hot in the building. I wondered what sorts of places he had in mind. He said to get in his truck and he'd show me.

I got in the passenger seat with the bag of goodies between my legs. I undid my jean shorts and opened them up to show him the white panties I had on. "You wondered why I don't wear them for you, well surprise, surprise!" He smiled, slammed the door and started the motor. We began a bouncy trek down to the paved road and drove farther into the boonies. Soon, he turned left onto a dusty trail and we drove out toward a mountain which was barely visible against the night sky.

He pulled up next to a small structure and we got out. He grabbed his industrial blanket out of the back. "You'll like this for your blog," he said. "That's a chicken coop." I laughed. He laid the blanket on the ground before the coop then shined a small flashlight into the coop. Yep, there were chickens and they were trying to sleep. Why the fuck is a chicken coop way out here all by itself, I wondered. He said the owner lives in a gully a couple hundred yards away and can't see us.

"Here, suck me." I looked back at him and he was standing there, his flashlight on his exposed cock. I dropped to my knees and took it in my mouth. "Give me your camera." I reached into the bag and fished around then pulled it out and handed it to him, all without taking my mouth off his hardening cock. He turned it on, held it off to my left and snapped two flash pictures. It turned out he aimed too high and both missed, but he got a nice pic on the third try.

All the pics are real and those that appear within the body text are in the correct sequence. Identifying details such as jewelry, tattoos, scars and birthmarks have been removed in Photoshop. Also, smooth-skin areas have been blurred. We snapped 18 pics and used 14 of them here. And no, my hair really doesn't look like that. The first pic in the body text was snapped before I left.

MI was trying to get the chicken coop to show up in those pics but we were a little too far away from it. I took the camera from him and snapped a coop pic. I tried to lighten up the interior of the coop in the photo editing. You can sort of see the chickens inside. They are brownish in color. Then I returned to the blowjob. I held the camera under his crotch and aimed it upward and snapped off one more pic, which came out very nicely. We both took a hit from the popper bottle.

Then he grabbed the camera and snapped off three more pics. The next one in this blog post is rather blurry. I did what I could to sharpen it up. I also had to dull the brilliant white of his T-shirt which had fucked up the exposure. The next one is better. Mmmm I love being on my knees and sucking a man's cock. I wondered if his lady neighbor who dropped by suspected that I would be sucking his cock and be getting fucked in my ass.

He pushed me away and took his jeans off, the laid down on the blanket. I also got naked, except for my white lace panties. I got down between his legs and resumed the blowjob. I held the camera off to my right and snapped off a pic. Maybe he would like to fondle the panties, I thought, so I moved to his left side, leaned over his leg and continued the blowjob. I figured he would fondle my ass. Instead, he began stroking my dick through the fabric.

I snapped a pic from between his legs than stood up on my knees, aimed the camera at his hand on my crotch and snapped another one. You can see the weeds in that one. Then I bent over once more and gave him deep throat, and snapped a pic of that, too. I moved back between his legs. He gripped his cock with one hand while I sucked it! Saliva was running down his cock shaft. I noticed the smell of poppers. He had the bottle at his nose then passed it to me.

Suddenly he sat up, his ears scanning. The ground was slightly lit from the half moon, which was about 20 degrees above the horizon, but there was a tree between us and the moon. "What is it?" I whispered. "Another asshole on a mountain bike?" He said no, then was quiet, still listening intently. "Put your shoes on," he whispered. I put on my socks then my shoes and tied them. Whatever had put him on alert apparently went away. "I think it's OK now," he said. He laid back down.

Back to the blowjob. He was soft due to the distraction. I was getting him hard again when he pulled up on his cock and I began sucking the side of his shaft. I snapped another pic. When he was hard, he started fucking upward into my mouth! Then he pulled it out and wiped it back and forth across my lips then began slapping it against my face, dick whipping me. I wanted to snap another pic of this but thought...maybe not now.

"Get on your back," he said. I laid down and he got in position above me. Again, I thought about snapping a pic but the camera was out of reach. Shit! He dipped his cock into my mouth. I worked my lips and tongue on the head and shaft as it moved in and out. Then he began mouth fucking down into me! I was taking it as deep as he could go!

He stood up. "Got a condom?" I passed him one then squeezed out some lube and smeared it in and on my ass hole. I found the water bottle in the bag, unscrewed the top and gulped down some H2O. I got on my hands and knees, pulled down my panties and he squatted behind me. I felt his cock head at my butt hole then he pushed it in me!

I sighed. "Oh yeah, god, I need your cock! Fuck my ass!" I said in a loud whisper. He began pounding in and out of me. It hurt a little this time, and that was probably due to the angle. I just blew off the discomfort. It's not the first time it hurt and it wouldn't be the last. My job isn't to complain or bitch. My job is to be a shaved, willing and compliant cocksucker and pussy for real men to use whenever they want. I know I am not a "real man."

I grabbed my camera, turned it on and held it between my legs, aimed upward. I pressed the big, silver shutter button. The orange rangefinder light came on. Then: Flash! I took a quick look at the viewfinder. The pic looked good! I set it aside and bent down further to rest my head on my hands as MI fucked my ass hole! I suppose I was moaning and too loudly. I heard him tell me to be quiet.

He kept pounding away in my ass! I urged him on in a whisper, then turned on the camera again and held it in front of me but off to the right. I aimed the rangefinder light at his leg and snapped off a decent pic of him fucking me in the doggie position. The popper bottle was nearby so I took another hit as I rocked back and forth with each thrust!

"Ahhhhhhh!" I heard him cry out softly. He was slamming me hard and fast now, racing toward his climax! His fingers sank into my hips as he flexed his pelvis to shove that cock into my ass! "Oh! Oh!" he exclaimed, then he slowed way down! I felt his cock pulse as he shot his load into my behind! When he was finished, he pulled out. I got my camera and turned toward him but he shook his head. He was sitting down, leaning backwards, supported by both arms.

I pulled up my panties, pulled on my T-shirt and got back into my denim shorts. I put my things back into the bag but seemed to be missing the poppers. We got on our feet and I helped him fold the blanket. I used a little flashlight on my key ring to look for the popper bottle but did not see it. I put my hand back in the bag to see if it was in there and felt...WATER! Oh shit! My camera would be soaked! I had not put the cap back on the water bottle. I rescued the camera but it was too late.

I dumped the water on the ground then found the cap and put it back on the bottle since there was still a little water in it. All by itself, the camera turned on. Then turned off. Then turned on again. Oh Jesus, I thought, I ruined the fucker! On the way back to the truck, I pressed the viewfinder into my gut to hide the bright blue startup screen every time it switched on. The whole way, the camera was turning on, off, on. When we got inside, I removed the batteries then put it in the wet bag.

Soon, we were back at his place. I put the bag in my car. We were soon joined again by his ladyfriend. She has horses, it turned out. Strangely, she laughs like a horse neighs. We shot the shit for a little while then I said I had to go. A couple minutes later I was on the road home. A wet camera, how fucked up is that? I knew the images would be safe, since they are stored on a sealed memory chip. But drying out the camera would be a challenge.

At home, I did find the poppers in the bag, then removed the camera and tried drying it with a hair dryer, and I did this several times. No go. I found my very small screwdriver and removed two tiny black screws from one side, two more from the other side and two tiny silver screws from the bottom. I pulled the case apart. Then I began a long series of blow-drying attempts with the lens extended to open up some air spaces in the works.

In between shooting hot air on the camera, I watched TV, surfed the Web and finally had to take another dump. When I got up off the toilet...a condom was floating on the water! Apparently when he pulled out, he left the condom in my ass. It was dark and I didn't take a pic; I did not know it had come off! I chuckled to myself. Weird stuff happens to me!

By the time I was ready to go to bed, the viewfinder was no longer ridden with water vapor. I placed the camera in a warm spot overnight, then this morning (Tuesday) I blasted it several more times with the blow dryer. Then I left it for a couple hours in the hot sun. Then more blow drying. Then, on the kitchen floor, I snapped the case back together, twisted down the six microscopic screws with my microscopic screwdriver, inserted the batteries and turned it on.

The lens closed, because it had been open. I hit the power button again and it turned on and extended the lens, and it stayed extended. I pushed the button to display the pics. Nothing. OK, I hooked it up to my PC, found the pics and downloaded them successfully. I unplugged the camera then snapped a pic. It displayed OK, then the viewfinder cleared. I pressed the button to show the pic from memory. It also displayed correctly. Fixed!

Damn, I'm good! I remember disassembling a wristwatch when I was a kid. Back then, I had parts left over. This time, no parts! Of course, I didn't take it completely apart, either. I emailed MI. "Thanks for the great fucking last night!" I wrote. I can't wait until I have his hard cock in me once more! After all, I sincerely desire to empty his balls as often as I can!

"MI" Emailed Me To Cum Visit His Country Place For Fun In The Dirt, on Tuesday, 8/30/11!!!

2011-08-31T14:45:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Tuesday, August 30, 2011.

My long-term fuck buddy, who I have been seeing for over three years now, emailed me this afternoon. He had some things to do but figured to be alone on the property around 7:30pm. Did I want to come up to suck his cock? Yes of course, I replied. He said he would get back to me in a while to confirm the time.

Meanwhile, I found a plastic grocery bag and put my camera in it, a couple spare AA batteries, lube, poppers, a couple paper towels and a couple condoms, just in case he wanted to fuck. I also tossed in a bottle of cold water. A couple hours later, he sent another email, this time suggesting 8:15. I told him that would be great. I asked if he wanted me to pick up a couple Bud Clamatos. I know he loves those. He said: YES!

I took a dump and cleaned up my crotch then pre-lubed my ass hole. I departed at 7 o'clock, grocery bag in hand. I stopped by the local CVS drug store. They were out of Clamatos, so I grabbed a couple tall, frosty Buds instead. Then I got on the freeway and drove into the boondocks. MI lives on some guy's property near the mountains.

Eventually I was on some winding country road. The sun had gone down. It's hard for me to pick out the right "driveway" off this road. They're actually more like dirt paths that take off from the paved road so I had asked him to meet me by the road. Drive, drive, drive...and there he was! I hit the brakes and turned, then I followed him up and around to his residence. He was kicking up dust all over the place. When we stopped, I got out and nearly choked on it.

"Here," I said, handing him the two cold Bud cans. He said thanks and put one inside the front door. "Get in the truck," he said. "I'll be out in a minute." I grabbed the grocery bag then sat in the passenger seat of a red pickup truck. A few minutes later, he got in. Dust poofed when he sat down. Country life can get dusty, I happen to be very familiar with that. With the beer can wedged between his legs, he started the engine and we slowly began to climb into the wilderness beyond.

I had emailed him yesterday and told him about the erotic dream I had involving him, which I wrote up in my previous blog post. He chuckled about that as the truck jerked and bounced and the suspension groaned as we slowly four-wheeled our way up some rutted truck trail. He told me about coyotes he'd seen around here and also a mountain lion that had been sighted in the area last month.

Up and up we went. We were getting close to a mountain at the rear of the property. Finally MI cranked the wheel to the right, then left to circle back onto our path, then he went another 30 feet and stopped. We got out. It was very dark. There was no moon but we could see the lights of LA in the distance. He spread a moving blanket on a patch of trail and I set the bag down. We chatted as we undressed. He just took off one shoe and pulled that pant leg off and that was it. I got naked, except for my socks.

I got between his legs, took a sniff of poppers and handed him the bottle. I leaned over and took his cock in my mouth! It took a few minutes to get him hard, but when he was, I used the tongue-press technique to give him lots of stimulation. I knew he would be concerned about flash photography outdoors, like he was the last time up here. I told him I'd take only a few pics. I snapped one from off to my left.

All the pics are real and those within the body of text are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as jewelry, scars, tattoos and birthmarks have been edited out in Photoshop. All smooth-skin areas have been blurred. Tonight, for reasons explained below, I snapped only four pics and they are the last four in this story. The ones above those borrowed from our last time up here.

He put one hand on my head and pushed me all the way down. The head of his cock was at the entrance to my throat. I gagged a little bit but continued sucking. The saliva was pouring out of me. Then he put both hands on my head and began fucking upward into my mouth! While I was sucking him, I idly wondered if he would want to fuck me tonight. I held my camera near his left shoulder and snapped off another pic.

The blowjob continued for a few minutes then he suddenly pushed me away. I noticed he was looking over his left shoulder. Oh fuck! There, in the blackness maybe 75 feet away, was someone with a flashlight! He whispered to be quiet and got as flat on the ground as possible. I laid down flat next to him to watch the light. It was jerking around, side to side, sometimes angled up. It was slightly uphill from us.

Was this someone wondering about the camera flash? The light passed from our left to right then seemed to stop. It looked like he might now be approaching us. Great, I thought, how fucked up is this? We're probably going to be found out by someone in the neighborhood who knows MI. I'm stark naked and he's got his cock out. Of all the shitty luck! What the fuck would you say to someone you know who caught you in the act with another guy, in the fucking boondocks, no less?

While all that was going on in my head, I noticed the light seemed to move off to the right and disappeared. MI whispered to me that he thought it was a mountain bike headlight. I grabbed my T-shirt, underwear and jean shorts and got dressed quickly. We waited a few minutes and saw the light going up a path carved into the side of the mountain. "Yeah mountain bike, he's going up and around the mountain." What a relief! We stayed low and silent until the light disappeared.

But would he be coming back down? "No, the trail circles the mountain. But that's not a good idea. There's a cougar up there." We both laughed! Who would want to be big-cat prey in the dark on the far side of a mountain where there is no-fucking-body to help when you cry out in anguish?

By now, MI was standing up. He had his jeans back on but not pulled up. He wagged his flaccid cock at me. "Wanna suck it some more?" Really? I almost laughed. I was surprised he wanted to continue. I got on my knees in front of him and took his cock back into my mouth! I used my hand, lips and tongue to give him all the stimulation I could, then he began mouth fucking me! I thought about snapping a pic but decided against it for the time being.

"You want it in the ass tonight?" Yeah, sure, I answered. I started getting undressed again. "No, keep your clothes on, just pull down your shorts." I probed around in the bag and handed him a condom. While he rolled that on, I squeezed out some lube and smeared more of it on and into my ass hole. I got on all fours as MI got in position behind me.

I felt his cock head between my cheeks, then he pushed it inside! I groaned (quietly) as he began fucking my ass! "Oh god yes, fuck me, I love it," I said in a loud whisper as he plowed my rear. Should I snap another pic? I looked around. No bike light was anywhere that I could see. I reached for my camera, switched it on and put it on top of my underwear and shorts, which were down around my knees. I aimed it upward and pressed the shutter button. Flash!

MI's cock seemed to be going soft. He tried to get it hard again just by fucking me vigorously but ended up pulling out. He ripped off the condom and asked me to suck him. I began giving him head again but he wasn't responding. Then he wanted me to get on my back. He knelt over me and dipped his cock into my mouth. I did my best but he was just not responding. Finally, he just laid down next to me. He didn't say anything but I reached over and patted his leg as if to say, no biggie, no worries. No doubt he was distracted by the close call with the mountain bike dude.

We got dressed and I collected my things and put them in the bag. I snapped one more pic, of the ground this time. He rolled up the blanket and put it in the truck bed. Then we got in the cab. He draped a dark towel over the dashboard to keep the instrument lights from interfering with his vision, then we started driving back down to his place. Without headlights. I could barely make out the trail but MI knew where he was. Several minutes later we pulled up to his residence.

We went inside and hung out for a while but I decided to split when a couple of his friends came to the door. Minutes later, I was back on the road, headed back to LA and my own home. We'll do this again soon and get him off next time.

Sucking "MI's" Hard Cock In An Industrial Scrapyard At 5am, on Monday, 8/29/11!!!

2011-08-29T15:03:00.000-07:00

It was very late last night when I heard from my long-time fuck buddy "MI." I was in a state of complete relaxation when I heard the phone ring. He said he wanted some head then to fuck me in the back office of a scrap yard in Sun Valley, which is a heavy industrial area in north Los Angeles.

I got the address, got dressed and took off. There was no traffic at all. Zip. I pulled up in front of a chain link fence and opened the unlocked gate. I left the car at the curb and walked toward the office, located maybe 75 feet in, past piles of old iron, aluminum, etc. The yard was illuminated with mercury vapor lamps; they cast a bright, bluish glow.

I touched a piece of rusted steel and slowly drew my finger across the surface. Red rust collected on my finger. I wiped it on my jean shorts. I opened the office door and walked in. It was lit with a couple fluorescent lights. "Back here," I heard MI call out. There was a corridor at the right rear of the office. It was dark. I picked my way along, not wanting to fall down or cut myself on the junk.

And there he was, sitting on a wooden crate with his pants off, stroking his cock. I could barely see him but I knew what to do. I sank down to my knees and licked my lips. Then I took his hard cock in my mouth and began to suck. I swirled my tongue around the shaft to give him a hot thrill. I heard him moan.

"In a minute, I'm going to push you against that wall and fuck that ass. Did you lube it up?" I nodded. That's standard procedure. He put his hand on the back of my head and pulled me down on his cock. Then he stood up and began to fuck my face!

The head of his cock slammed into my throat. "Oh fuck!" I heard him cry out. "I'm gonna cum!" How cool is that? I thought. Suddenly he blew his load and my mouth filled with his warm, salty cum! "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I didn't want to cum in your mouth." Hey, crap happens.

I swallowed his load like a good cocksucker should, then he pulled out. I licked my lips then laughed. Then he laughed. "I guess you're not going to fuck me tonight," I cracked. He said apparently not.

Then I woke up.

"Shit! That was a dream?" I said to myself, rubbing my eyes in the darkness of my bedroom. "That was so fucking real!" I had a totally rigid hard-on and had to piss. I looked at the clock. 5:15am. I found my way to the bathroom, turned on the bath water and pissed into the tub, then turned off the water. Why in the tub? Trying to piss in a toilet with a major hard-on is difficult to do.

I gulped down some water and went back to bed.

Finally, I Get Some Cock! "MI" Comes Over For Head & An Ass Fuck, on Saturday, 8/13/11!!!

2011-08-14T18:57:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Saturday, August 13th, 2011.

I haven't had sex of any kind in weeks. I quit running my daily Craigslist ads. I suppose I had just gotten tired of dealing with an endless stream of liars and morons. I may put the ads back up sometime. Or I may not. I don't know yet. I do not know if much will be added to this blog.

Meanwhile, I got to thinking that I must be one of the few who likes frequent sex. Could I keep up a pace of a couple times a week on a long-term basis? It's for sure none of the guys I see can do that. Maybe when a guy turns 30, his interest in sex mostly goes away, locker room bullshit notwithstanding. I have never had that problem.

What to do? I found myself with unexpectedly large amounts of free time every day. Guys were not coming by to get naked with me, so I had no pics to edit nor did I have any stories to write. One morning I awoke with a hard-on, wishing I had someone I could fuck and cum in.

But who? Probably a sissy. A smooth guy who would come to me twice a week and give up that ass for a long, hard fucking...bareback. He would need to be in good physical shape and be willing to get a fresh set of HIV and STD tests. I put a new ad on CL and got a couple responses.

The one I chose is a gay Latino in his 30s. I liked his pic, he's cute. We sent some emails back and forth then took it to the phone. He said he was scheduled for new tests in late August. He seemed OK with everything I wanted. I offered to take him out for a drink, just to meet face to face.

In a mid-Valley bar, we talked as we sipped beers. We discussed the possibility of monogamy, what we expected of each other and whether I could just call him up and tell him to get over here to get fucked in my bed. So far, it looks good. We'll see what happens when his tests are finished.

Saturday, I got an email from "MI," who I haven't seen since forever. He wanted to come over late for a blowjob and I said sure. He arrived at 10pm. I had everything ready. A towel and wash cloth were on the bed, along with my popper bottle and the camera. A couple condoms and lube were on the headboard. The candles were lit.

On arrival, he told me he was flat broke; his next check had not yet come in and he'd lent money to guys who had not yet paid him back. He grumbled about possibly not having enough money for gas to get home. I offered him a cold bottled water but he had brought along his own, uhh, liquid refreshment.

We watched TV for a little while then walked into my bedroom. MI was quickly stripped down to his dark gray sweater. I was also quickly naked. He laid down on his back and turned on the laptop PC he brought with him. I got between his legs to suck and he started a porno movie playing.

"It's been so long since I've done this, I might have forgotten how," I said in jest. He chuckled as the movie began playing. Some blonde chick was sucking some dude's cock. I held my camera off to the left and snapped a pic. Once I got him fully hard, I used my lips, tongue and throat to give him oral sex thrills. In short order, I had him moaning!

I snapped another pic from the left side. This time, his hand was around his cock, feeding it to me. As usual, all the pics are real. Those that appear in the text body of this blog post are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as tattoos, jewelry, birthmarks, scars or unusual hair patterns, get removed or changed in Photoshop. Then, smooth-skin areas are blurred.

I put my camera near his right shoulder, aimed it back at my face and snapped off a third pic. Then I set it down and began stroking his wet cock as I sucked it. My thumbs slid up and down the underside of his shaft, a very important place to stimulate. He began moaning again and rolled partly onto his side and began fucking my mouth!

"You want it in your ass?" Sure, I said. I set a condom on his belly as I smeared lube on and inside my ass hole. When he was ready, he laid on his left side. I got into the spoons position in front of him. I felt his cock probing around and it finally found my hole. He pushed it inside and began to fuck me!

I lifted my right leg and snapped off a pic from in front then I positioned it below my ass but aimed right at it. I snapped two pics. The first wasn't much to look at but the second was very cool. I had snapped several pictures of his laptop screen as he fucked me, but most of those pics were way too blurry. Mostly, I just hung on as he fucked me.

Finally, I heard him groan out loud, then he slowed down. I could feel his cock spasm as he pumped his load! A moment later, he pulled out. He rolled onto his back and closed his eyes. He was breathing hard. I snapped a pic of his cummy condom then one final pic of the porno movie.

We laid there for a little while, then got up to get dressed. I handed him a $10 bill and told him it's a gift for gas. He never asks for help so it's not like he was hitting me up. We've been friends and fuck buddies for over three years now. I think our first time was in August, 2008. He thanked me for the money and sex. I asked him to call me soon...and then he was gone!

Photo Essay: "DD" Shows Up For a Blowjob, Plays With My Dick With His Foot, Then He Fucked My Ass Hole, on Sunday, 7/17/11!!!

2011-07-18T14:55:00.000-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Sunday, July 17th, 2011.

I got a call from "DD" about 3pm asking if he could come over, and we agreed on 4pm. When he arrived, I told him I was feeling very tired and didn't have the energy to fuck him, so he would have to fuck me instead. He was OK with that. When we began making out, I gagged and sent him to the bathroom to gargle and fix his breath.

This will be a photo essay with the story told in pic captions. All pics are real and those within the body of text are in the correct sequence. All identifying details, such as tattoos, jewelry, scars and birthmarks, have been removed in Photoshop and all smooth-skin areas have been blurred. Unusual pubic hair patterns also get changed. I snapped 14 pics and used eight of them.

He was embarrassed by my bad-breath request but making sure his breath is clean is his responsibility, it's not my job to put up with it. Come on, people, don't you brush your teeth and gargle before you hop in bed with someone? I certainly hope so! When he laid down on his back I got between his legs and began sucking his cock. I held my camera off to the right and snapped off the above pic.

My dick got hard as I sucked and slurped on his cock. I had put my popper bottle on the bed. I handed it to him as I worked on his cock. He took a deep sniff then passed it to me, and I took a hit, then immediately went back down on him. I mostly used the tongue-press blowjob technique on him.

In the pic above, DD had worked his left leg under my abdomen and stroked my dick with his foot. I rolled onto my side, held the camera overhead and snapped off this pretty cool pic. I turned the viewfinder around so he could see it as I chuckled. I mean, why take only simple sex pictures? Get a little inventive, people.

DD wanted to blow me so I walked up to him on my knees and fed him my dick. After a couple minutes I realized this would make a pretty interesting picture if I could hold the camera behind me well enough. It came out OK but I had held it on an angle and parts of the image were sliced off when the angle was corrected, so I painted in parts of the right side.

I then went back down on him and a moment later asked if he wanted to fuck. I handed him a condom and got on my back. He smeared lube on the latex-covered cock and up and down my ass crack (I had pre-lubed, actually), then he got between my legs and pushed his cock into my butt! Then he bent over on top of me and began fucking me with a fast rhythm!

In this pic, I'm on my back and my upright legs can be seen to the left. He's playing with my nipples. When I set down the camera I reached for his nipples. I palmed them, rubbed them, twisted them gently and pulled them since I know he loves that. The nipple play was happening as his hard cock moved in and out of my slick ass!

My legs were over his shoulders most of the time, but when he got vertical, he positioned my feet on his nips. That way, I could rub them as his cock slammed in and out of my ass hole! I began talking dirty to him as I moved my feet around on his chest. He began giving me little cries as he approached orgasm! I urged him on supportively, begging him to cum in me!

Then he groaned out loud and gasped for air! He slowed down some but kept up the fucking as he pumped his load! Maybe 15 strokes after he began cumming, he finally stopped. He laid on top of me for a bit, then sat up and withdrew his cock. I snapped the last pic just before he went into the bathroom.

I wiped my ass crack with a nearby damp wash cloth, then we got dressed. A couple minutes later, DD was out the door and heading out to the street to his car. I am looking forward to his next visit to my bedroom!

"JE" Drops By In The Afternoon For a Blowjob & An Intense Ass Fuck, on Friday, 7/15/11!!!

2011-07-16T14:31:00.001-07:00

This blowjob and fuck occurred on Friday, July 15th, 2011.

"JE," who I have not seen in a while, emailed me and wondered if he could come over. We agreed on 2:30pm. JE is a man I cut off because he'd put on a lot of weight. As most of you know, I avoid overweight men for several reasons. Besides, I figure if I can stay in shape at 60, so can they.

He told me he had lost much of the weight and would like to see me again. I enjoyed being with him twice before, so I said OK. He had Friday off, he said, and would like to come visit me.

I was looking forward to seeing the man again. I put a towel and damp wash cloth on a corner of my bed, along with the camera and a popper bottle. I put a condom on the headboard. At quarter past 2, I pulled shut the light-blocking drapes and lit some candles. I needed to take a dump so I had a seat on the toilet.

The next few paragraphs are going to be rather shitty. You might wish to skip them.

I expelled a big load but when I wiped my ass, well, a lot of brown stuff showed up on the toilet paper. Apparently it was a kind of sloppy shit and I just knew if JE were to stick his cock in my butt, he was going to have a messy, stinky experience. I got it as clean as I could with the paper then cleaned it up some more with a wet wash cloth.

Next, I squeezed out a big glob of lube onto my finger and pushed the slick stuff into my ass hole. When I withdrew my finger, well, it was coated with a combination of lube and shit. Fuck! JE was supposed to show up in eight minutes. I would have to tell him that we ought to stick with oral only.

I'm normally very clean. It was too late to douche, which with me is not usually necessary anyway. But that's the problem with ass holes. They aren't intended to be fucked, they are intended for shit-dumping. Sometimes, things get shitty. Today, things were shitty.

Then I thought, let me try a dump one more time. I sat back down on the toilet and grunted a lot and managed to pump out a little more shit. I cleaned up again, put lube on my finger again and stuck it back in my ass hole. This time, no shit on my finger. Maybe we could fuck after all, I thought.

He would be here in five minutes.

I pulled up my pants, buckled the belt and brushed my hair. Then I sprayed the bathroom with a deodorizer. It needed it. I ran into the living room and found an email. He had arrived early and asked if he should come in. I told him yes. A minute later, he was at the front door.

We greeted each other and I handed him a cold bottled water, then we went into my darkened bedroom. We talked a little as we undressed. Soon I was down to my bikini briefs and nothing else. I laid on the end of the bed on my stomach. When at last he was naked, he walked up to me.

His thick, uncut cock was very near my lips. I pushed forward and opened my mouth enough for the head to slide in. I pushed back the foreskin and began sucking! He quickly got erect. I patted around with my left hand to find my camera, transferred it to my right hand, turned it on and pressed the big silver shutter button. I aimed the orange rangefinder dot at his cock, then...flash!

That was the first of nine pics, eight of which appear here. All the pics are real but identifying details, such as scars, birthmarks, tattoos and jewelry, have been removed in Photoshop. Smooth skin areas have been blurred. All the pics within the body of text appear in the correct sequence.

I continued sucking him and snapped a second pic from a low angle as my tongue slid under his shaft. He has lovely balls, don't you think? Then I pulled back and invited him to lay down on my big bed. He grabbed my pillow, put it at a corner of the bed and laid down on his back. I got between his spread-apart big thighs.

When I took his cock back in my mouth, he reached for the camera, held it close to my head and snapped a pic. I told him getting too close would blur the picture and to hold the camera further away. He snapped a second pic from near his chin. I think JE is hung around six or six and a half inches but he's quite thick. His cock is a mouthful.

"Do you wanna fuck?" I asked between slurps. He said yes so I tossed him the condom and took a pic of him rolling it on. "What position?" He said missionary, so I got on my back with my head resting on my pillow. Why the fuck is this called "missionary"? Was it invented by missionaries or clergymen? The first time someone fucked this way, did it happen in a mission? I have no clue.

He got between my legs, grabbed his hard cock and quickly found my (hopefully not dirty or stinky) hole and pushed inside! I groaned. A thick cock really spreads my hole open and I feel it! Then he began thrusting it in and out. He slammed into me with power and force, rocking me backward!

I turned the camera on end, held it off to my left and snapped another pic. My thighs are shown vertical against his tummy and chest. I showed him the viewfinder so he could see the pic. Then he bent down and laid on top of me as he continued shoving his cock into my ass and back out again! I snapped another pic from the right of my legs wrapped around his torso. The camera was jerking all over the place from the motion.

His head was next to mine and we were both breathing hard and moaning. Then suddenly he put his lips on mine! We made out for a moment as he plowed into me. This man knows how to kiss. I quickly and eagerly got into it. I put my hands around his neck and pulled him down into me. He broke off the kiss and sped up his fucking!

At one point, I snapped a pic of his cock in my ass.

Again, he kissed me on the mouth and again I responded eagerly. His skin was damp and his breathing was fast and deep. I knew he was approaching his orgasm. Then he cried out a couple times, grunted and I knew he was seconds away. He shoved it deep and hard for a few more strokes, then slowed way down. I could feel his cock pulse as he shot his load into me!

Then he stopped. He was panting like an animal! Then he sat up and pulled his cock out. I reached for my camera and snapped off one final pic as he began removing the condom. "You can flush it in the bathroom," I said as I pointed to the door. A moment later, I heard the toilet flush and the water running as he cleaned up.

Meanwhile, I just laid there, catching my breath. Then I wiped my ass crack with the nearby damp wash cloth. No evidence of shit that I could see in the dim light. Then we began putting our clothes on. I congratulated him on his weight loss and told him I thought he was an excellent kisser. And a moment later he was out the door, headed home. I glanced at the clock on the wall. It was almost 2:45pm.

All of that in maybe 17 or 18 minutes? That was intense!